Can Elf on the Shelf Move? (Reasons & ideas for why and how)

Elf on the Shelf is a holiday tradition centered around an Elf whose magic is brought to life when a child names it. And each night they supposedly fly home to the North Pole. But can Elf on the Shelf move?

The Elf on the Shelf does not physically move on its own. Parents typically move the elf each night to create the illusion of its movement, adding to the holiday fun and keeping the tradition alive.

However, it is believed to “magically” move overnight to different locations, creating a sense of wonder and excitement for children.

As you embark on this magical journey of creating unforgettable memories for your family, it’s essential to understand the intricacies behind this beloved Christmas tradition. In this blog post, we will dive deep into the world of scout elves and their mysterious movements.

From learning how to make your elf on the shelf work its magic to understanding the official rules that govern these delightful creatures, our comprehensive guide will provide you with creative ideas and solutions for any potential hiccups along the way.

Curious about catching your elf in action? We’ll share some tips on how to catch them moving without breaking any sacred Christmas magic rules. Don’t fret if you’re left wondering why your elf didn’t stir one night – we’ve got the solutions!

So join us as we explore every aspect of whether Elf on the Shelf can move and unlock all there is to know about this enchanting tradition that has captured hearts worldwide.

Table of Contents:

How to Make Elf on the Shelf Move

Alright, let’s dive in.

Making your Elf on the Shelf move is a fun and creative way to bring joy to your family during the holiday season. This beloved shelf tradition has been around for years, and it’s no wonder why. The scout elves that come to visit are known for their mischievous ways and for bringing Christmas magic to homes all around the world.

So, how do you make it happen?

Step #1: Wait until everyone is asleep, especially those curious little ones.

Step #2: Choose a new spot for your elf that will surprise and delight your kids when they wake up the next morning. Get creative with it. Maybe your elf is hanging from the ceiling fan or sitting on top of the Christmas tree.

Step #3: Use props or create scenes with other toys for an extra touch of magic. Maybe your elf is having a tea party with Barbie or playing a game of cards with Woody and Buzz.

Short on ideas?

In a recent article, I have compiled DOZENS of simple, fun, and mischievous Elf on the Shelf ideas you can implement nightly that won’t take a ton of time, or energy, or require you to buy things you don’t already have on hand.

Just click that link to read it on my site.

TIP: To avoid touching the elf directly and risking its magical powers, use kitchen tongs or wear gloves while moving it.

With these simple steps, you can keep the ideas fresh and exciting for your family all season long. And who knows, maybe your elf will surprise you one day and fly back to the North Pole for a quick visit with Santa before returning to your home. Happy elfing.

The Official Rules of Elf on the Shelf

Alright, let’s dive into some elf business.

To ensure a fun and magical experience with your Elf on the Shelf , it’s important to understand and follow the rules from the official Elf on the Shelf website.

So, here are the official Elf on the Shelf rules:

  1. No touching: Remind your kids not to touch their scout elf. Your elf is “real” and it may lose its magic powers from the North Pole.
  2. Moving every night: Your little elf will move to a different spot each night after reporting back to Santa about who made the nice list that day. But they do report not only on best behavior but also bad behavior.
  3. Talking is optional: Elves usually don’t talk but can listen well; however, you can decide if your family’s elf has speaking abilities or not.
  4. A name is essential: Give your Elf on the Shelf a unique name so that it receives its Christmas magic and becomes part of your family tradition. It’s the naming that turns it from a toy into a magic elf.
  5. Farewell until next year: Your elf will return to Santa Claus at the North Pole on Christmas Eve night to rest up for another holiday season.

By following these simple guidelines, you’ll create an unforgettable Christmas tradition with lots of laughter and memories in store. Now go ahead and have some festive fun with your cleverly positioned elves.

Wondering what the right age is to start or stop this tradition?

Well, the official rules say one thing, but as a parent of three, I have a different opinion. So in a recent article, I break down the very best ages to both start and stop the Elf on the Shelf tradition, including the 1 thing I guarantee you should NOT do.

Just click that link to read it on my site.

How to Catch Elf on the Shelf Moving

As a parent, you know how exciting it is to see the look of wonder on your child’s face during the holiday season. One way to add to that magic is by participating in the popular Elf on the Shelf tradition.

But have you ever wondered if your elf is really moving around at night? If so, you’re not alone. Many parents have asked the same question. In fact, some cynical parents have even called the Elf on the Shelf tradition evil!

So, can Elf on the Shelf move? The answer is yes. Scout elves are known for their ability to fly back to the North Pole each night to report to Santa. When they return, they often move to a new spot in the house to continue their shelf work.

If you want to catch your elf in action, here are a few tips:

  • Tip #1: Set up a surveillance camera, like a smartphone or tablet, in the room where your elf is located. Make sure it’s hidden well.
  • Tip #2: Be patient. Elves usually move when everyone is asleep, so try staying up late or waking up extra early to catch them off guard.
  • Tip #3: Create an enticing environment by placing treats or small toys near their current spot as bait for their next move.

Remember, catching your elf in the act can be a thrilling experience for both you and your kids. However, it’s important to keep the magic alive by not spoiling the tradition for younger children who still believe wholeheartedly in Christmas magic.

Why Didn’t My Elf on the Shelf Move?

Every morning during the Christmas season, children eagerly search for their elf’s new spot. But sometimes, they might find their little scout hasn’t moved at all. Don’t worry; there are a few possible explanations for this.

Bad Weather Conditions

Sometimes, bad weather can prevent your elf from making its nightly trip to the North Pole and back. This can be due to heavy snowfall or even a severe storm. So, if your elf hasn’t moved, it’s possible that the weather conditions were too harsh for it to fly back.

Elf Needs a Little Help

If you accidentally touched your elf, it could lose its magic temporarily. To help restore its magic powers, sprinkle a little cinnamon next to it before bedtime – elves love cinnamon. This will help your elf regain its strength and continue its shelf work.

Creative Solutions When Your Elf Doesn’t Move

  • A note: Leave a note from your elf explaining why it couldn’t move. This can be a fun way to keep the Christmas magic alive and explain the situation to your child.
  • Kitchen tongs: Use kitchen tongs to carefully move your elf to a new spot. Just be sure to avoid touching it with your hands.

Remember: Elves Are Unique.

Every elf is unique, and they all have their own personalities and ideas. So, if your elf doesn’t move one night, don’t worry. It’s all part of the shelf tradition, and there are plenty of other shelf ideas you can try. Just remember to have fun and enjoy the Christmas magic with your family.

FAQs

Does the Elf on the Shelf Really Move or is it Your Parents?

The Elf on the Shelf doesn’t actually move by itself. Parents are responsible for moving and posing the elf each night to create a fun and magical experience for their children during the holiday season.

Why Can’t Elf on the Shelf Move?

The Elf on the Shelf is a toy, and the elf’s hands are sewn together so it cannot physically move by itself. It relies on parents to reposition it every night while kids sleep, simulating its movement from reporting back to Santa Claus at the North Pole.

What Happens if Your Elf on the Shelf Doesn’t Move and You Didn’t Touch It?

If an Elf on the Shelf hasn’t moved, there could be several reasons: perhaps parents forgot or were too busy that day. To maintain belief in magic, they might explain that sometimes elves take breaks or stay put due to weather conditions affecting their trip back from the North Pole.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Elf on the Shelf can move if you follow the official rules and get creative with your ideas.

There are many ways to make your elf appear as though it has come alive, from using fishing line to setting up a zip line. However, if your elf didn’t move, don’t worry – there could be several reasons why.

Remember that Elf on the Shelf is meant to bring joy and excitement during the holiday season for children and adults alike. So have fun with it and enjoy this magical tradition!

I have a collection of free printable Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters (5 seasonal and 2 final) you can download for FREE!

They are in Microsoft Word, that way you can personalize it with your elf’s name and also address them to your kids if you wish.

Use a cool font for your Elf on the Shelf goodbye note

Assuming you’ll write the letter on your computer and print it, I recommend using a sort of funky, hand-written looking font.

You may have some great ones, but there’s a ton of free ones you can download too. Since this will be during the holiday season, you could also use some holiday-themed fonts too.

Here are my favorite free fonts for Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters

(just click to download them for free from the font website):

Like most fonts you would download online, these are zip files. Just right click to expand and then drag the folder contents into your fonts folder (that for a PC; I’m not super familiar with Mac).


Image by Jill Wellington from Pixabay

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How to Hang Christmas Lights on Brick (Outdoor & Indoor)

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It’s that time of year again, and who doesn’t love to decorate for Christmas? But if you’re in a brick house you may be thinking you’re stuck. I too have wondered how to hang Christmas lights on brick walls.

To hang Christmas lights on brick walls, use Gorilla Glue or a hot glue gun to stick to brick temporarily. But Brick Clips, which cling to 1 individual brick and have clips to hold Christmas light strands, are the best method to hang Christmas lights on brick walls.

Brick clips go on quickly and easily, but can also be moved quickly and easily.

In this post, we’ll walk you through all the different options. We’ll explore how to temporarily stick outdoor lights (and indoor too) to brick and even how to hang rope lights on concrete.

Specifically, though, well look at how to hang Christmas lights on brick walls the easy way so you can embrace your inner Clark Griswold.

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Using adhesive to stick Christmas lights to brick

Gorilla Glue (click to check the current price on Amazon) is a great way to stick things to brick temporarily.

Gorilla Glue is 100% waterproof and easily bonds wood, stone, metal, ceramic, foam, brick, glass, concrete and much more! Make sure to get the clear in case a little bit of it remains visible as the white will stand out too much.

4.5 stars, hundreds of reviews, and being an Amazon’s Choice product confirm this is a great product.

So if you have some type of decoration that you want to hang on a brick wall to go along with your Christmas lights gluing is a great way to stick to the brick through the holiday season and then take it down in January.

  • Clean the bricks with a rag, brush or broom (to get all dirt and debris off the surface of the bricks)
  • Wet a sponge and wipe across the surface of the brick
  • Spread a thin layer of glue on the wet part of the brick (more is less in this case)
  • Press and hold the item to stick to the brick. Ideally, use a clamp or other tool to hold the item in place for 1 hour

But holiday lights hanging on brick, stucco, or concrete aren’t only for your home. Christmas party venues all decorate in the same way and know the importance of being able to remove them later without damaging the brick.

Using a hot glue gun to attach Christmas lights to brick

If the above steps with Gorilla Glue sound like too much work or if you don’t have a good way to clamp the item to a brick, there are a few other things that will stick to brick.

A hot glue gun is an effective way and easy solution for attaching lighter-weight items to brick (and also concrete and stone). Just clean the brick first as I outlined in the above passage.

The top-selling hot glue gun on Amazon Prime is Cobiz Full-Size Hot Glue Gun (click to check the current price on Amazon) .

It’s a high-temp, heavy-duty gun that comes with 10 sticks.

Almost all 5 stars and well over 300 reviews let you know that this too is a great product for learning how to hang Christmas lights on brick walls and so much more.

Don’t forget the extra glue sticks (on Amazon) from, you guessed it, Gorilla Glue! Of course, you can also get patio string lights and just hang between trees. Many brands these days offer color choices too!

Do note, for using a glue gun, larger bulbs work better (as long as they aren’t too heavy). And things like icicle lights don’t work well, so choose one of the other methods to hang icicle lights.

Heavy-duty extension cords also won’t work well if you try and hang it with hot glue as it needs extra support; especially if it’s a long extension cord.

Outdoor mounting tape to hold Christmas lights on brick

Aside from hot glue and Gorilla glue, Velcro makes Temporary Outdoor Mounting Tape (click to see the current price on Amazon) that is designed to hold up to 15 lbs. It’s also available for under on Amazon Prime.

But Scotch also makes Extreme Outdoor Mounting Tape (click to see the current price on Amazon). Their permanent tape can still be removed but could cause damage to painted surfaces.

But for hanging Christmas lights on brick walls during this festive season, it works GREAT! Just know you might have to do a little touch-up painting if your bricks are painted.

4+ stars on these tapes also give you the comfort of knowing they work great!

Using anchor plugs in bricks to hold Christmas lights

To use anchor plugs in bricks for holding Christmas lights, follow these step-by-step instructions. First, gather the necessary materials: masonry anchors, a drill with a masonry bit, and your Christmas lights.

  1. Determine the placement: Decide where you want to hang your lights on the brick exterior surface. Mark the spots where you’ll drill holes for the anchor plugs.

  2. Drill holes: Using a drill with a masonry bit, carefully drill small holes into the marked spots on the brick. Make sure to use the appropriate drill bit size that matches the diameter of the anchor plugs you’re using.

  3. Insert anchor plugs: Take the anchor plugs and insert them into the drilled holes. Apply firm but gentle pressure to ensure they are snugly fit into the brick.

  4. Attach the lights: With the anchor plugs securely in place, you can now attach your Christmas lights. Use the clips or hooks provided with the lights to hang them onto the anchor plugs. Screw hooks can also be screwed into the anchors to hang the light strand.

It’s important to note a few limitations and suggestions when using anchor plugs in bricks for Christmas lights:

  • Choose the right anchor plugs: Make sure to select anchor plugs designed specifically for brick surfaces. They should be able to withstand outdoor conditions and provide a secure hold.

  • Avoid excessive weight: The type of lights matters greatly! Anchor plugs are best suited for lightweight or medium-weight Christmas lights. If you’re planning to hang heavy or bulky decorations, consider alternative methods or consult a professional.

  • Carefully remove the plugs: When the holiday season is over, gently remove the anchor plugs from the bricks. Use caution to prevent damage to the brick surface. If you want to leave the anchors, that’s probably OK, but avoid leaving the lights themselves as that will definitely cause the plugs and holes to erode over time.

  • Consider the aesthetics: While anchor plugs offer a practical solution, keep in mind the appearance of the plugs during the day when the lights are not illuminated. Opt for plugs that blend well with the brick color to maintain a visually pleasing display.

By following these steps and taking the necessary precautions, you can safely and effectively use anchor plugs in bricks to hold your outdoor Christmas lights, creating a festive and enchanting atmosphere during the holiday season. And the best part is you can reuse those holes next year.

CLICK HERE to see my favorite masonry anchors on Amazon.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do Command strips stick to brick?

No is the short answer.

Command strips, which are basically adhesive hooks, are intended for smooth surfaces such as “Painted, stained or varnished wood, glass, tile, painted cinder block, plaster, metal & painted wallboard.”

Even the Command Outdoor strips are only designed for “smooth, sealed & finished surfaces including vinyl siding and fences, doors, windows, decks, gutters, and trim.”

Because the surface of bricks, even if painted, is still pretty rough and coarse, Command strips, just don’t stick very well for hanging outdoor lighting.

Does duct tape stick to brick?

I’m not sure why you would want to use duct tape to hang Christmas lights. After all, Christmas lights are decorative and duct tape, well, isn’t.

“Normal” duct tape sticks well to smooth surfaces. But when regular duct tape gets stuck to a rougher texture like brick, it doesn’t work as well.

But there are some newer brands of duct tape that stick really well to all surfaces including:

  • Stucco
  • Concrete
  • Brick
  • Rough wooden fences and lumber

My top choice for high-adhesion duct tape would be Gorilla Tape.

But for hanging Christmas lights on brick, since Gorilla doesn’t make their tape in red, I would go with WOD Advanced Strength Industrial Grade Duct Tape (click to see on Amazon).

It’s waterproof, UV resistant so it won’t fade much, and in addition to red, it also comes in 17 other colors, so there’s bound to be one to match whatever you’re trying to hang Christmas lights to.

Free Prime shipping too!

How do you hang string lights on concrete?

Concrete is a different animal from brick in that it’s (usually) totally smooth.

The bricks stick out typically, making it easy to attach hooks to. So to attach rope lights to concrete while you could use the Scotch Outdoor Mounting Tape, a better, more long-term solution will be to drill holes in the concrete and use screw-on clamps.

First, hold the rope against the concrete where you want it to go.

Most rope lights naturally have places where you can cut it to length without damaging the wires, so cut-to-length if needed. Depending on how much sag you’re willing to tolerate, you’ll want to use the screw clamps every 12 inches or up to 24 inches.

How to drill into concrete to hang Christmas lights

Decide and mark the concrete with a pencil where the clamps will go. Drill (using a masonry drill bit (click to see a great set on Amazon) since they are designed for brick and concrete) on your marks going as deep as your screws.

In most cases, a 3/16″ bit is perfect for the relatively light-weight duty of hanging rope lights on concrete.

Drill slowly and steadily so as to not cause too much excess concrete to break away. Also, make sure to drill at least as deep as the length of the screw. Unlike screwing into wood, you can’t (easily) keep screwing the screw into undrilled concrete.

Once done, use a vacuum to remove all the excess dust from the holes as that can cause the screw’s holding power to be reduced.

Due to the nature of concrete and how screws thread, a plastic wall anchor is a great way to ensure the perfect fit for your screw.

Confast Tools makes a great 100 piece set of screws (click to check out on Amazon), anchors and is self-tapping meaning no other anchor is needed. It’s well under $30 and has almost 5 stars on Amazon Prime with thousands of reviews.

Then just use the rope light mounting clips (click to see on Amazon) of your choice, such as these made by Lokman. They are an Amazon’s Choice product, 4.5 stars on Amazon Prime and are well under $10 for a set of 50.

You won’t use the screws that come with them (for hanging rope lights on concrete) so just save them for future use.

But now, let’s review the . . . 

Best method of how to hang Christmas lights on brick walls

Brick clips are the best way and the easiest way to hang a string of Christmas lights on brick walls.

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Brick clips press easily into place, can be easily moved/removed, and can be used over and over again year after year.

They not only work great for Christmas lights but also stockings over a brick fireplace or any kind of year-round decorations as well.

A set of 4 on Amazon Prime is under $15 and also an Amazon’s Choice product with hundreds of 4 and 5-star reviews.

Buy several sets of these Holiday Joy Brick Clip sets (click to check the current price on Amazon) for all your Christmas light needs.

Check out this quick video to see just how easy brick clips are in to install.

Final thoughts

In this post, we dispelled the myth that people in brick houses can’t hang Christmas lights easily or without damaging the bricks.

We looked at several solutions that go up quickly and easily with no drilling required. But we also covered how to hang rope lights on concrete which has its own challenges.

Specifically, though, we looked at the best tips on how to hang Christmas lights on brick walls. That way you can decorate to your heart’s content this holiday season.


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What Age is Elf on the Shelf For? (Rules to Start and Stop)

Our family loves Elf on the Shelf. But with 3 kids of a wide age range, I wondered what age is Elf on the Shelf good for?

Elf on a Shelf is officially created for kids between 36 months and 15 years. However, many kids as young as age 2 enjoy the holiday tradition, and many kids over age 10 begin to lose interest after they stop believing in Santa Claus.

But there’s a lot more to know about the Elf on the Shelf phenomenon, ages, when to start the tradition and when to stop it.

There are some great ways to introduce your elf to your kids and some heartfelt ways to say goodbye when they begin to age out of it.

Let’s explore!

What is Elf on the Shelf?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or don’t have kids, you’ve surely heard of Elf on the Shelf.

It’s both an elf doll and also a companion children’s book called The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition, first published in 2004 by Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell and illustrated by Coë Steinwart. You can buy the doll/book combo almost anywhere when it’s the holiday season, including Target, Wal-Mart, and, of course, Amazon.

The idea is that the elf was sent to your house from Santa to help keep an eye on your kids. Each night they fly home to the North Pole and then return just before daybreak.

For us poor parents, that means we have to find a creative new place to move the elf to once the kids go to bed, and coming up with fun ideas each night.

It’s also a big no-no to ever touch your elf in front of your kids (who after all think the elf is real). That makes them sick and they temporarily lose their magic (giving you a much-needed night off from moving your elf).

Traditionally the elf would show up the day after Thanksgiving, and then go away the evening of Christmas Eve. Sometimes parents have their elf show up throughout the year for their kid’s birthdays.

What’s the point of Elf on the Shelf?

The point of Elf on the Shelf is to add another layer of innocence to the Christmas holiday season. Young children all over the world already believe in Santa Claus, so Elf on the Shelf is just a natural extension of that.

Your little elf flies home to the North Pole every night to report back to Santa on your child’s good behavior.

For the cynics, the “evil” elf is basically a marketing creation. Someone invented the idea in 2004 as a way to sell dolls, books, DVDs, and accessories.

Of course, many traditions were probably started by marketers looking to generate sales, so that’s not really unusual.  Also, like a lot of traditions, it eventually became ingrained in the hearts of kids and parents everywhere.

Our older daughters used to race downstairs every morning during the holiday season to see where Cookie had moved to.  They would talk to Cookie and be convinced that Cookie was as real as you and I.

My wife and I did sometimes tire of having to create new fun things to do with the elf every night. So much so that I compiled a list of 31 Mischievous Elf on the Shelf Ideas.

Just click that link to see my article.

My point in that article was to come up with really fun things to make your elf do, BUT to also make them quick and easy for tired parents.

So check them out if you need some inspiration.

How does Elf on the Shelf arrive for the first time?

As the book tells us, when your family buys an Elf on the Shelf and names it, that’s when it comes to life through the miracle of Christmas magic. Then the elf flies to the North Pole each night to update Santa Claus on your kids.

After you buy your elf (typically done without your kids), your elf arrives the day after Thanksgiving. But whatever day you decide to decorate your tree works also.

You would name your elf to instill magical powers and bring it to life and then read the book to your kids. That night, after the kids go to bed, your elf would “fly” home to the North Pole and then return in the morning before the kids wake up.

That’s your cue to move the elf to a new position once they are asleep.

What are the rules for Elf on the Shelf

The 2 simple rules for Elf on the Shelf are to never touch your elf when your kids are around and the elf is supposed to fly home to the North Pole each night and then land in a new spot in your home before morning.

Of course, you can add or make up your own rules; this is just for fun, after all.

But there are 2 general rules most elf owners go by, so if your kids talk about their elf with their friends, it’s good to not stray too wildly from the core fundamentals.

  1. Don’t touch your elf – The elf loses his or her magic when touched by hands. Some people claim the elf loses its magic “forever” but in our house, that’s a bit extreme, so we say for a day. If you do have to move the elf, it’s great to use kitchen tongs or some tool to avoid hand contact.
  2. The elf moves every night to a different spot– This is important for the storyline of the elf updating Santa. Of course, unless you are perfect, there WILL be some night where you’re tired and forget to move it. In those cases, we tell our kids that Cookie must be sick, and then the next day she makes a miraculous recovery.

If you do accidentally touch the elf with your hands, since they lose their magic for a day, you get the night off on moving it. Then the next night, it would be back to elf business as usual.

The Elf on the Shelf FAQ page also makes the following suggestions for helping your elf’s magic to return after accidentally being touched:

  • Write a note to your elf or Santa – Apologize for touching the elf and ask for the magic to be restored
  • Sprinkle some cinnamon around your elf! Cinnamon naturally boosts your elf’s energy enough to fly home so they can see the North Pole doctor
  • Sing Christmas carols to your elf – If you’ve seen the movie Elf you know how much Christmas spirit recharges Santa’s sleigh. It works the same on your elf.

Is there an age limit for Elf on the Shelf?

Officially, the Elf on the Shelf company says, that their product is for kids between age 3 and age 15. But “officially”, scout elves aren’t supposed to get married, but many parents do arrange wedding ceremonies.

In truth, most 15-year-olds will have long stopped believing in Santa and will probably think that Elf on the Shelf is lame and for little kids. But for the young at heart, children of all ages can have fun with it if they aren’t too cynical.

My older 2 daughters, ages 15 and almost 16 as of this writing, both no longer believe in Santa and were pretty disinterested in our elf last few Christmas seasons. But since my youngest daughter was only 5 years old, she’s fully into it.

I also think you could start Elf on the Shelf at age 2 rather than 3, although certainly, ages 3-7 is probably the sweet spot.

When should you start Elf on the Shelf?

The company recommends age 3, but I think age 2 works also.

Once kids hit age 2, they are really noticing a lot, are naturally curious, and get excited about cool things. That child-like innocence is in full-effect too, so the holiday season becomes a magical time.

I will say that while age 2 is a fun age to start, they may not have the attention span to sit through the reading of the book, and they probably won’t grasp all the rules and general concepts.

But it will still be fun to start and it will set the stage for the next year.

What age do you stop Elf on the Shelf?

I definitely saw a lack of interest during the Christmas season when my older girls were ages 10 and almost 12.

Their friends had all started to tell them Santa wasn’t real. When that happened, all of the childhood legends from the Easter Bunny to the Tooth Fairy and our elf Cookie all started to not be interesting anymore.

So while the company officially says age 15 year olds as the top end, I personally think that’s way too old.

The only exception I would make is if there are still younger siblings in the house. That is true in our case, so we will definitely keep doing it for our youngest daughter Layla.

Now that the cat’s out of the bag with the older girls, hopefully, this coming holiday season we’ll get them in on the action, and that might make them interested again from a different perspective.

So I would say 10 or 11 would be about the maximum age kids will still be interested in Elf on the Shelf. But whenever they learn the truth about Santa should be about right.

How to write a goodbye note from Elf on the Shelf

An Elf on the Shelf goodbye letter is crucial for the end of each holiday season, as scout elves are supposed to be gone by Christmas day.

But you might also want to write one when your elf is leaving for good as your kids have gotten old enough to not be as interested anymore.

Remember, this is a letter to your kids from your elf. Elves are known for being a little funny and mischievous, so your letter should reflect that.

Of course, the final letter your elf writes could be more heartfelt as it’s certainly a sad occasion when you close the door on that level of childhood innocence.

I have a collection of free printable Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters (5 seasonal and 2 final) you can download for FREE!

They are in Microsoft Word, that way you can personalize it with your elf’s name and also address them to your kids if you wish.

Use a cool font for your Elf on the Shelf goodbye note

Assuming you’ll write the letter on your computer and print it, I recommend using a sort of funky, hand-written looking font.

You may have some great ones, but there’s a ton of free ones you can download too. Since this will be during the holiday season, you could also use some holiday-themed fonts too.

Here are my favorite free fonts for Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters

(just click to download them for free from the font website):

Like most fonts you would download online, these are zip files. Just right click to expand and then drag the folder contents into your fonts folder (that for a PC; I’m not super familiar with Mac).

Final thoughts

In this post, we took a quick look at the Elf on the Shelf tradition.

Elf on the Shelf can bring joy and excitement to younger children during the holiday season, regardless of their age, but the sweet spot is between the ages of 3 and 8.

This fun and interactive elf toy keeps the holiday spirit alive in a unique and engaging way.

As a newer tradition, it has become a cherished part of many a family tradition, lighting up children’s faces with delight. To learn more about this enchanting tradition and find ideas for incorporating the elf into your holiday festivities, visit the official Elf on the Shelf website.

Embrace the magic and create lasting memories with this beloved holiday companion and family member.


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31 Easy Elf on the Shelf Mischievous Ideas (For Your Kids)

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If your kids are under 10 most likely you sometimes struggle to find fun, but simple Elf on the Shelf ideas. We did too, so I compiled some of the best Elf on the Shelf mischievous ideas.

Some of the best Elf on the Shelf mischievous ideas include:

  • Making them do snow angels in powdered sugar
  • Having them toilet paper the Christmas tree
  • Showing them playing board games with other toys
  • Spelling a message on the counter in M’nM’s or other candy
  • Having them read your child’s favorite book
  • Swinging from Christmas lights
  • Writing a message on an Etch-a-Sketch

There are a million posts out there for amazingly cool things to do.

But they all are WAY too time-consuming for working parents like us. Some are funny, but a little too risque for my kids.  And some just flat out are kind of boring.

So in this post, we’re diving deep into the world of Elf on the Shelf.

We’ll explore the biggest challenges parents have and take a look at some creative, yet simple ideas for what you can have them do during that time of year.

Specifically, we’re looking at a nice list of fun ideas you can pull off with your own elf that takes just minutes to set up and that your kids will love, night after night!

Let’s review all the best tips for your family tradition!

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So without further ado, let’s review the . . .

31 Best Elf on the Shelf Mischievous Ideas You Must Try!

1. SNOW ANGELS

A flat kitchen counter, some powdered sugar, and a funny Elf and wa-la! Snow Angels!
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2. BOARD GAMES

Most of us have Monopoly or Life or even a deck of cards or dominoes. Set ’em out on a table with your Elf (and maybe another doll or 2) and you’re all set!
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3. STUFFED IN A STOCKING

Stuff that Elf into one of your Christmas stockings for a fun and lightning-quick solution!
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4. STUCK IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Another lightning-quick solution! Got 10 seconds?  Stick your Elf anywhere in your Christmas tree.
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5. HAVING A QUICK SIP

Grab a plastic cup and a straw (if you have one) and stick your Elf on a kitchen counter (out of the way though; remember you’re not supposed to touch them when the kids are awake!)
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Got a pet-lover in your house?

Get your elf a Plush St. Bernard! It’s sure to please your kids. Flawless reviews on Amazon Prime and an Amazon’s Choice product tell you this is a great product. The St. Bernard can easily add to your Elf on the Shelf mischievous ideas too!

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6. SPELLING WITH CANDY

Takes a minute or two longer but a very fun idea.  Take any colorful candy (such as Christmas M&M’s) and spell out a word (such as your child’s name) with your Elf on a table or counter
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7. BAKING

If you have already baked cookies or some kind of sweet treat (or bought them and put them on a plate), leave them out on a kitchen island or someplace with your Elf sitting as a would-be baker!
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8. PARTYING WITH OTHER TOYS

This one can be milked for several nights in different parts of the house depending on how many toys you have.  We have motorized R2D2s, stuffed animals galore, and many more.
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9. MARSHMALLOW BATH

Got a bathroom sink and a bag of mini marshmallows handy? Time for Elf to take a marshmallow bath and take their sweet tooth to the next level!
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10. WATCHING THE ELF ON THE SHELF MOVIE

Who says Elves aren’t a little self-indulgent? Get up 10 minutes before the kids and start An Elf’s Story on Netflix and have your elf sitting up watching it! Add a small bowl of popcorn just for fun.
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11. NEXT TO A CHRISTMAS ITEM

You might happen to have a gingerbread kit or something similar hanging around. No need to build it; just put your Elf on the Shelf next to it with a sign inviting the kids to build it!
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12. READING A BOOK

Grab one of your kid’s books and have your Elf on the Shelf appear to be reading it. Got 10 seconds? It’s a great way to knock this out quickly.
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13. GOT AN ETCH-A-SKETCH HANDY?

Have your Elf on the Shelf leave the kids a message or drawing
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14. IS YOUR FAMILY BIG ON SPORTS AND YOUR TEAM LOST?

Lay your Elf on the Shelf on some sort of team logo article and have them appear to be devasted!
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15. ELVES LOVE PUZZLES

Put your Elf on the Shelf on a table and get one of your puzzles out.  Maybe put a couple of pieces together and wa-la! You’re done!
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16. A MIDNIGHT SNACK

We know from Will Ferrell that all elves love to eat junk food.  Grab a bag of some sort of snack and set them up for a tasty late-night treat!
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Got a Rudolph lover in your house?

No self-respecting elf of Santa’s is complete without their very own Reindeer Pet!

Almost 5 stars on Amazon Prime, an Amazon’s Choice product, and hundreds of reviews can’t be wrong. Under $30 so it’s easy on your Christmas Savings Budget too!

It also comes with a book explaining the magic behind how Santa’s reindeer fly!

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17. TEACHING

Your Elf on the Shelf is a natural instigator to your kid’s other toys.  With a minute or two, you can easily set them up for a quick classroom lesson
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18. HIDING IN SHOES OR BOOTS

Your naturally pranky Elf on the Shelf’s hands being sewn together can easily grasp a boot or shoe!
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19. BRUSHING TEETH

All that sugar leads to a lot of elf tooth decay so it’s natural to set them up with a toothbrush to ward off dentures!  Just remember to use your toothbrush since you’ll want the kids to brush for school and you’re not supposed to touch your Elf on the Shelf!
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20. CANDY CANE TRAPEZE

Your elf is naturally an inclined circus performer. Just a little yarn, twine, or string and candy canes, and wa-la!
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21. CAPTURED!

Your other toys may get a little jealous from time to time, or night-time play time may get a little out of hand.  I know you have some kind of tape on hand; duct tape, scotch tape or even painter’s tape.
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22. A QUICK CALL TO SANTA

Let’s face it! Sometimes even the best elves don’t feel like flying all the way home to the North Poll every single night!  So every now and then, your elf just might borrow your cell phone to give Santa a call!
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23. FLIRTING WITH BARBIE

Elves are naturally big flirts.  So it’s only natural your naughty elf might invite Barbie (or any dolls your kids have) out for a night on the town.
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24. NUTELLA PARTY

We know elves love sugar, so whether it’s a bottle of maple syrup or a jar of Nutella, add a spoon or straw and you’re done!
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25. RIDING STUFFED ANIMALS

Your elf gets tired from all that flying, so every now and then, it’s nice to saddle up and ride around the house!
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26. WRECKING BALL

Miley Cyrus isn’t the only one coming in like a wrecking ball this year!
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Want the Ultimate Elf on the Shelf Mischievous Ideas Accessory?

Get the Elf on The Shelf North Pole Advent Train from Amazon.  Well over 500 near-perfect reviews.

This Advent calendar includes 24 Days of Christmas Tree Farm-themed surprises! 1 mini plastic train engine and 5 mini plastic train cars, plus 10 Elf and Elf Pet Minis.


27. ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST?

Elves are naturally mischievous!  Got a family pic behind glass (or one you have multiples of) and a Sharpie or dry-erase marker?  That’s got all the makings for easy elf ideas!
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28. DOUBLE AGENT FOR EMPEROR ZURG? 

We all know Buzz Lightyear takes his work protecting the galaxy seriously. And there’s not much serious about most elves. So you can see how Buzz might get the wrong idea!
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29. SELFIES!

Elves naturally have big egos and love to take selfies of themselves! Got a camera?  You’re done!
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30. FUN WITH COPIERS!

Speaking of selfies, if you have a printer, copier, or scanner (or all of them in 1), it’s easy to set up a quick full-size copy or scan!
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31. LAST NIGHT IN TOWN

Giving your elf a grand send-off until next year doesn’t mean an elaborate setup or tons of time. A quick note (printing a Santa Claus logo at the top gives added street cred) from your Elf to your kids and you’re done ’till next season!
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Elf on the Shelf?

Don’t know Elf on the Shelf (click to take a look on Amazon)?

If you don’t know Elf on the Shelf, then you’re either a new parent, your kids are grown or you’ve been living under a rock. Elf on the Shelf is a scout elf sent from Santa to your house during the Christmas season to keep an eye on your kids and report back to the North Pole nightly to keep Santa informed.

More specifically, it’s a book written by Carol Aebersold and her daughter Chanda Bell and illustrated by Coë Steinwart. It tells the story of the scout elves’ Christmas tradition and comes with a scout elf doll.

It’s also an Amazon’s Choice product with almost 1000 reviews and 4.5 stars and like much of Amazon, comes with free shipping. Register your elf online and get an official adoption certificate and a letter from Santa!

If you don’t know about Elf on the Shelf, here’s the 30-second synopsis.

  • Your elf becomes a “real” elf once your child names it
  • You aren’t supposed to touch your Elf (damages their magic)
  • They fly back to the North Pole every night while you sleep
  • When they return each morning before you wake up, they land in a new spot from where they were before
  • Most of us poor saps do this starting the day after Thanksgiving all the way through Christmas morning
  • We also have our Elf on the Shelf visit on special occasions throughout the year like birthdays

What does the Elf on the Shelf do?

Everyone gets excited about the arrival of the elf!

Your family elf comes to your house usually the day after Thanksgiving, flies back home each night but returns before morning, landing in a new place. This continues until Christmas Eve when the elf typically leaves a goodbye note. Come Christmas Day, they are gone!

The idea is that the elf spends the day in your house watching your kids.

Then they fly home every night to report back to Santa on how they are doing. Each morning, before anyone wakes up, the elf returns and usually gets into some mischief.

So when your kids wake up, they find your Elf on the Shelf doing something mischievous such as making snow angels on a kitchen counter in a pile of powdered sugar, maybe toilet papering the Christmas tree with a roll of toilet paper, playing board games with other toys, dolls, or stuffed animals, etc.

It’s important that your elf move nightly to maintain the belief in your kids that the Elf flies back to the North Pole.

It’s also important to not let your kids see you touch your elf since touching them with bare hands causes them to lose their Christmas magic.

Does Elf on the Shelf have magic?

Yes! Elf on the Shelf is given magic when your child names your elf. This magic enables your elf to move when not being seen and gives them the power to fly home each night to the North Pole and then return again before morning.

While they don’t ever have as much magic as Santa, the love of a child fills the elf’s heart with magic.

The magic not only allows them to move when no one is watching, but also gives them the strength to open kitchen cabinet doors, and pantries, and to get into all the rooms in your house.

Of course, it goes without saying that your elf’s magic is also what allows them to fly back home to the North Pole each night to report back to Santa.

But what is given can be taken away!

Elves automatically lose their magic if touched by a human hand. Being touched causes the magic to go away or diminish and as such, they usually can’t fly back home. When that happens, they often stay in the same place they were in the night before.

So, in all honesty, when we parents forget to move the elf on occasion (which WILL happen), saying we accidentally touched it is a great explanation.

How do you get the Elf on the Shelf magic back?

You can get your Elf on the Shelf’s magic back by writing an apology note to the elf and Santa, Singing Christmas carols, or sprinkling some cinnamon next to your elf. Then, the magic should return that next day.

Inevitably someone (we’ve even had a cat do it) touches your scout elf. Magical scout elves, of course, lose their magic and can’t fly home. So how does your Elf on the Shelf get its magic back?

There are a few “official” ways your Elf can regain its magic:

  • Write an apology note to your elf and/or Santa – Have your kids write a quick note (or you depending on their age) just apologizing for touching them
  • Sing Christmas carols – Elves LOVE Christmas songs and Christmas spirit, so a few Christmas songs being sung will have them feeling great in no time!
  • Sprinkle a little cinnamon next to your elf – Less messy than maple syrup, but equally as loved by elves is cinnamon. Just sprinkle a little bit next to wherever your elf is, and watch the magic return!

So if you accidentally touch your elf, or use that as an excuse for forgetting to move it, don’t sweat it! One of those 3 things will have your elf back in action in no time!

The easiest way to fully pose your Elf on the Shelf into fun positions

The ultimate accessory for Elf on the Shelf mischievous ideas is ELF FLEX (click to see on Amazon)!

This quickly (and discretely) attaches to your elf to make them:

      • Bendable
      • Flexible
      • Gripable
      • Hangable

It’s a #1 Best-Seller & Amazon’s Choice Product on Amazon Prime for good reason and at under $15.00, it won’t break the bank either!

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What happens if you forget to move your Elf on the Shelf?

If you forget to move your Elf on the Shelf one night and your child sees it in the same position the next morning, that means your elf was either touched or has gotten sick. Their magic will return, however, in 24 hours.

Our Elf on the Shelf is named “Cookie” and on more than one occasion, Cookie has gotten “sick” and was unable to fly back to the North Pole while we slept.

If you have an Elf on the Shelf, then I know you know what I’m talking about.

The best accessories for girl elves

This Claus Couture Merry Mermaid set (click to see on Amazon) is under $15.00 and makes a great addition for your elf! Great reviews and an Amazon’s Choice product lets you know this is loved by parents and kids across the globe too. Free Prime shipping too!

Do you clean up after Elf on the shelf?

Yes. You do clean up any messes made by your Elf on the Shelf. Just be careful not to touch your elf in the process or they will lose their magic temporarily.

Since you’re not supposed to touch your elf, with some cleanups, you’ll have to wait until the kids go to bed, or use kitchen tongs to move your elf while the kids are still up.

Often times I will stage our nightly Elf on the Shelf move with cleanup in mind so that we don’t actually have to touch our elf in the process.

Certainly, if you’re using things like powdered sugar, mini-marshmallows, or anything that might attract bugs or rodents, you don’t need that sitting untouched for 24 hours or longer.

So yes; by all means clean it up after the kids have seen it!

What is the best age to start and stop Elf on the Shelf?

Officially, the company says Elf on the Shelf is good for anywhere from 36 months to age 15.

In truth, I think 15 is a bit old and you could also start a little younger than age 3. In a recent article, I review EVERYTHING you need to know about Appropriate Ages for Elf on the Shelf, how they first arrive, tips on introducing your kids, and how to phase it out too.

So take a moment and check out my article on that.

Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters

Every magical holiday season has to come to an end, and when that happens, your elf will often leave a note for the kids.

But the last season your elf visits is worthy of a final goodbye letter too.

Remember, this is a letter for your kids from your elves. Of course, elves are known for being funny and a little mischievous, so the letter should reflect that.

I have a collection of 7 fun Elf on the Shelf goodbye letters (5 seasonal and 2 final) which you can download for FREE!

They are done in Microsoft Word, so you can personalize it with your elf’s name and also address them to your kids by name if you wish.

Final  thoughts

In this post, I took an extensive look into the world of the Elf on the Shelf phenomenon.

We talked about the problems and challenges parents of young kids face trying to remember to move your elf nightly and come up with cool ideas our kids will love.

Let’s face it. There are also nights where we forget or are too tired to be creative.

So here, I specifically listed out some creative, fun, and easy solutions. Specifically, we looked at the best Elf on the Shelf mischievous ideas you can crank out night after night in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

More importantly, your kids will LOVE these ideas! What are your best ideas for Elf on the Shelf mischief?


Photo credits (that aren’t mine):

Snow Angel & Candy Spelling & baking & Toy Story & Etch a Sketch & devastated sports Elf & teaching – https://www.flickr.com/photos/peapodsquadmom/

Shadows – https://www.flickr.com/photos/gagilas/

Stocking & Tree & drinking & Reading & Puzzle & snacks – https://www.flickr.com/photos/baylors/

Marshmallow Bath – https://graceplumbingservicesinc.wordpress.com/

Gingerbread House – https://twitter.com/BuyDotExpress/status/803449234565529600/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hiding in Boot – https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Elf_on_the_Shelf_poses_03.JPG

Tooth Brush – https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41334324

IMG_5604 – by aaron_anderer is licensed under CC 2.0

2012 Elf on the Shelf – Snowy – by Mark Baylor is licensed under CC 2.0

Ladies man 🙂 – by The Wu’s Photo Land is licensed under CC 2.0

sipping the fine nutella – by Anathea Utley is licensed under CC 2.0

AND TONIGHT WE RIDE!!! – by Anathea Utley is licensed under CC 2.0

He came in like a wrecking ball… – by Jon Skilling is licensed under CC 2.0

Cheeky Little Elf – by Palmer House Photography is licensed under CC 2.0

Shelf Elf’s last night – by cyclotourist is licensed under CC 2.0


Some of the images used in this post were acquired from the web and are considered “fair use” under US Copyright law given this post is for the purposes of reviewing these products. That being said if the original photographer prefers us to not use their photo, we will happily swap them out upon being contacted.


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Help! My House Is Falling Apart and I Can’t Afford to Fix It

Owning a home is a dream for most Americans. However, it also means you can’t rely on a landlord for home repairs.  Sometimes the high cost of home repairs or a recent change in income has us screaming “my house is falling apart and I can’t afford to fix it!”

When home repair costs are breaking your budget, the best solutions include starting a side hustle, taking out a home equity loan, checking with your homeowner’s insurance to see what’s covered, selling the house as-is, or applying for the Section 504 Home Repair Program.

The downside of owning your own home is that homeowners spend an average of $1,204 a month maintaining their homes.

This monthly cost sounds high because it also factors in insurance costs, taxes, and utilities. However, a smart homeowner should be squirreling away one to two percent of their home’s value into savings.

If you’re thinking, “My house is falling apart and I can’t afford to fix it,” this is the right guide for you. Keep reading to learn more about affording home renovation costs.

Borrowing your way out of the poor house isn’t always the answer.

However, your home is usually your greatest asset. So keeping it in good shape, or just fixing it up if it’s in poor shape to sell and make a profit, is almost always worth it. But when in doubt, selling the house as-is is always an option. And you can sell quickly to a cash buyer.

What to do when you can’t afford home repairs?

When you can’t afford major repairs, you either need to get your income up, find simple DIY solutions to your needed repairs, or sell the house if the other options aren’t viable.

Now, of course, if it’s natural disasters or something catastrophic that’s caused either the house to be in poor condition or the drop in income, there are programs you can apply for that will help.

I’ll get into those more in a minute.

But the best option would be to start a side hustle. My side hustle was blogging and YouTubing and now that’s my full-time job, and well into the 6-figures.

A good side hustle is anything you have a little bit of knowledge about or experience in that someone else might be willing to pay for. It could include any of the following:

  • Being a virtual assistant
  • Blogging
  • YouTubing
  • Dog Walking
  • Tutoring
  • Buying closeouts and reselling on Amazon

But there are dozens, if not hundreds, of other ideas! Luckily, I have a recent article that details the top 53 best side hustle ideas you can start today to earn money. And the best part is most of them are low or have no cost to start.

Just click that link to read it on my site.

How do you sell a house that needs repairs?

When you want to sell a house that needs repairs you can’t afford to make, you’ll be selling it as-is.

While you will be discounting the value of your home to attract buyers who want a fixer-upper, you can also maximize the selling price by cleaning, decluttering, and doing as many DIY repairs and decorating as possible. Selling it as-is will definitely be better than doing a short sale.

But start by finding a good real estate agent.

One of the next steps will be filling out a Seller’s Disclosure form, so don’t be tempted to lie or try and cover up the damage. You could get sued down the road if it came out you knew of damage and intentionally didn’t disclose it.

However, you can still do some or all of the following to maximize the curb appeal of your house:

  • Paint the front door red
  • Trim the lawn, bushes, plants, and trees in the front yard
  • Declutter the house (garage sale or get a storage unit)
  • Clean the house thoroughly
  • Make sure every light fixture has working bulbs
  • Clean the glass in your windows and leave blinds open to let natural light in

Of course, you’ll almost always get more money for a house that doesn’t need any major work done to it.

How can I get money to fix up my house?

You can get money to fix up your house in the form of a home equity loan from your bank. But you should also check with your homeowner’s insurance agent to see if some or all of the damage is covered under your insurance policy.

If you have had any level of hail recently, your homeowner’s insurance company may be able to get you a new roof! Talk to your agent to see what your policy covers.

Also, as I mentioned, a personal loan is an easy way to get a small amount of cash to fix up your home.

If you don’t see your income changing then use that loan to fix up your house and sell it. Then move to an apartment or rental home while you get back on your feet.

Even if the damage is covered under your homeowner’s insurance, most of us have a high deductible on our insurance. So in that case, the loan can come in handy to offset the deductible.

How do I apply for the Section 504 Home Repair Program?

To apply and be accepted for the Section 504 home repair program, you must live in the house, have a family income below 50% of the average for your area, and be unable to obtain credit from other sources due to a low credit score. They offer both loans, as well as grants to those senior citizens age 62 or older.

There are many government programs to help ease the cost of repairs.

These include the FHA 203(k) loan program, the Limited 203(k) loan program, the Title I Property Improvement loan program, and the Section 504 Home repair program.

These programs have specific criteria and primarily serve impoverished or rural communities. Here are the specific steps to apply for and determine eligibility for the program:

1. Check your address

Your home may not be eligible, so check the address in this government database to see if you’re eligible – https://www.rd.usda.gov/programs-services/single-family-housing-programs/single-family-housing-repair-loans-grants

2. Getting a loan?

If you’re applying for a home repair loan, it can be used to “repair, improve or modernize homes or remove health and safety hazards”.

Also, I mentioned your income must be below 50% of the average for your area. Take a look at this government map to see how your income fares compared to the averages in your area – https://www.rd.usda.gov/files/RD-DirectLimitMap.pdf

3. Applying for a grant?

Unlike a loan, grants are basically free money you don’t have to pay back. However, in addition to being 62 or older, you can only use grant money “to remove health and safety hazards”.

The maximum grant is $7,500 although loans & grants can be combined for up to $27,500 in assistance. And grants must be repaid if the property is sold in less than 3 years. So don’t think you can get free money, fix it up, and then sell it.

4. What are the loan details?

  • The maximum loan is $20,000
  • Loans can be repaid over 20 years
  • The loan interest rate is fixed at 1%
  • Full title service is required for loans of $7,500 or more
  • If applicants can repay part, but not all of the costs, applicants may be offered a loan and grant combination

5. How do I apply?

You’ll apply at the state office of the US Department of Agriculture Rural Development Department.

Here are the forms you’ll need to fill out:

To find the local Rural Development office nearest you, refer to this map – https://offices.sc.egov.usda.gov/locator/app?state=us&agency=rd

Here are some other good options to look at when you need to fix up your house but don’t have the cash:

A Home Equity Line of Credit

If you have enough equity in your home, you likely won’t qualify for the loan programs above. Instead, you can consider taking out an equity-backed line of credit. You’ll need to consider programs from different financial institutions.

An Insurance Claim

Don’t forget to check your insurance policy for home repair coverage. You . may be able to make an insurance claim that can help cover your costs. This is especially likely if your home was damaged in a storm.

A Disaster Organization

If your home repairs aren’t completely covered by your insurance after a natural disaster, you can look to other organizations for help.

Organizations like the Federal Emergency Management Agency or the Red Cross can offer emergency funds to make your home livable again.

Using Credit Cards

One of the last resorts for home repairs is using a credit card.

If your project is small and you have a good credit card rate, it might be a reasonable solution. However, if your project is expensive and your rate is high, you may soon find yourself buried in debt.

You may also need more money than your credit limit allows. And you may end up borrowing that money at a high interest rate.

Concluding thoughts

If you’re stressed and your house is in desperate need of repairs, remember to just take your home renovation one day at a time.

Also, remember not to be too hard on yourself. Emergency home repairs can happen to everyone, and it is a valuable learning experience. You can take what you learn and apply it to the future.

For more helpful home tips, don’t forget to bookmark our page.

GQueues Review (Complete tutorial, pricing & features 2024)

I have always used to-do lists, but technology has moved towards app-based ways of using those. GQueues is one of the top task management apps, so here’s my detailed GQueues review.

GQueues works extremely well as a desktop or app-based to-do list, allowing users to easily keep track of the day’s priorities. It is easy to add tasks, add due dates, and set notifications, and it comes with Google Calendar integration. As you check off items once completed, they get saved in the archive.

It is a task management system for Android and iOS and is also web-based. You create tasks, assign due dates, share with others & set notifications.

It’s easy to use & has thousands of 4 & 5-star reviews on the app stores, making it among the most popular to-do list systems.

But there’s a lot more to know about GQueues, how it works, how to share tasks or queues with others, and, more importantly, what the 1 big flaw is that still bugs me.

So keep reading and let’s dive in!

CLICK HERE to learn more about Gqueues on their site.

What is GQeues?

Plain and simple, as you’ll see in my GQueues review, GQueues (click the link to learn more on their site) is a to-do list task organizer.

It is both a desktop website program you can access on any desktop or laptop. But it’s also available as an excellent web app for mobile.

In case you’re wondering, on both the Android Play Store and the iTunes App Store, the app ranks about 4.5 stars with thousands of reviews.

So I’m not alone in my assessment that this IS the tool you need to keep yourself (and maybe your team) on track, organized and productive!

It has enough functionality and lots of customizable features to satisfy any project manager, and yet it’s simple enough to learn quickly.

GQueues review Middle Class Dad install app from store

I use GQueues as I would the old fashion pen and paper to-do list.

I create tasks and assign due dates. I also create different categories for the tasks.  Some repeat daily, weekly, monthly, or on a custom basis.

I can also create task lists shared with other team members.

That way they can see what I’m working on and I can see what they are working on. When to-do items are completed, they get checked off the list.

Once checked off, it still appears in a separate archived list. That way I can always review whether or not something got done.

I can also have any task send me an email reminder or a pop-up notification.

But, I can click what they call Smart Queues and select “due today” “due tomorrow” “overdue” and other viewing options. Lastly, I can have 1 topic and have a number of smaller related tasks that nest under the main one.

How much does GQeues cost?

GQueues has both free and paid versions, but the free version is desktop only. The paid versions start at $3.00 per month and go up to $4.00 per month per user for business users. Users can start with the free version or do a free trial at the paid level.

So you can get started today on GQueues for FREE!  Log in from any desktop or laptop and get access to everything you need to stay on track and it won’t cost you a dime!

Want it as an app on your mobile device?  Need it for your business? There are VERY inexpensive plans for those needs too.

Even if you think you need the paid plan you can still try GQueues free for 2 weeks so you can try before you buy!

What do you get in the paid versions of Gqueues compared to the free versions?

The lower-tiered paid version of GQueues adds Google integration, reminders, and access to the mobile app. The higher-tiered version adds access to Google Workspace, team collaboration, and a volume discount for big teams.

For me, it’s worth it to pay for the $3.00/month version (they bill annually).

That way, I can use the app on my phone when I’m away from my computer. Often I find myself adding tasks when I’m out of the house and I want to remember to do something. I do, however, wish the phone and desktop would automatically update when I make a change on the other. Instead, I have to always hit refresh.

Then I check my queue for the day on my laptop first thing each morning.

GQueues vs Todoist

GQuees is far superior to Todoist as the GQueues interface is less clumsy and more intuitive. Both have free and paid versions, but the free version of Todoist is more limited than GQueues, and they make you pay to set up notifications for tasks.

Sometimes less is more and simple is just easier to learn and use.

Before settling on GQueues, I literally looked at about a half dozen other options, including Todoist. To be fair to Todoist, I did not use them for long. They too are free for the basic level and are well-rated in the app stores.

But I think the video on the Todist home page (at the time of this writing) sums it up.

If you watch that video you never once actually see the program or even people using it. You just see a bunch of actors running around looking happy and productive.

If someone wants me to buy their program but makes it difficult for me to actually see it in use, that says a lot.

Does GQueues have a  Chrome extension?

GQueues does have an extension for the Google Chrome web browser. Simply install the GQueues Chrome Extension and easily create tasks without having to open up GQueues itself.

As they say, “It’s a great way to capture tasks that pop into your head or create tasks from web pages you are visiting.”

Just click HERE to grab the free Chrome extension, but don’t forget to sign up for GQueues first (link takes you to their page to learn more)!

GQueues App for Mobile

GQueues review Middle Class Dad mobile view

The mobile version doesn’t work much differently than the desktop version. But it’s great to be able to add tasks on the fly and in the moment when you’re on the go.

Full disclosure; on my old Android phone, I do sometimes find that when I go to view tasks for “overdue” sometimes it shows way old tasks long since archived. I have not seen this since I switched to iPhone.

It’s a definite bug and I’m not sure when they plan to fix it. I do, however, believe it does not affect the Apple version of the mobile app.

That being said, on my iPhone, using the search function usually makes the app crash (but not 100% of the time). But this, for sure, is my #1 beef with GQueues, especially since the mobile version ISN’T free.

How do you use GQueues?

First, you will want to create some queues.

I have one for Home (personal projects), 1 for Work, and a few other un-related long-term projects including this blog website. Under “Home” for instance, I simply clicked the little down arrow to the right of My Queues and selected “Add Queue” to create the additional folders you see underneath.

And as you see, you can change colors on your queues to keep everything organized.

GQueues review Middle Class Dad add queue drop down

Then to add a task to a specific queue, click on the queue where you want the task and click the add task button on the top right.

GQueues review Middle Class Dad add task button

Assign a due date or make it a repeating task by clicking the little calendar icon on the far right of the new task.

GQueues review Middle Class Dad calendar button

From here a new pop-up window will open.

It will default to today’s date, but you can select any date in the future by clicking on the date you want. Set up reminders, repeats, or set a specific time if you wish.

GQueues review Middle Class Dad calendar feature

Is GQueues owned by Google?

GQueues is not owned by Google. But they are a Google Cloud Premier Partner. They also offer seamless integration with several Google products including Google Calendar.

GQueues was started and continues to be owned by a man named Cameron Henneke. The company is headquartered in Boulder Colorado. Cameron actually responds to emails or technical problems quickly too!

But Google tasks easily integrate with GQueues.

My other beef with GQueues

I know they created this feature to be smart and to be helpful. But, let’s say I want to create a task named “Budget in oil change on Chevy for next Tuesday”.

Guess what GQueus does automatically without asking?

It gets rid of the word Tuesday and shifts the task due date to next Tuesday. In this case, I wanted to remember to budget in for the oil change I need to get done next Tuesday. I don’t want to wait till the day of to get reminded that I needed to budget for it.

My workaround, which is mildly annoying, is to intentionally misspell days or months so it doesn’t do that.

I complained about that long ago, but I’ve never seen a solution brought forth.  It would be great if this was simply a feature I could turn on or off in the settings.

Want to get GQueues?

You can sign up for GQueues (click to here to go to their site) right now through my affiliate link.

An affiliate link doesn’t cost you anything extra; they just pay me a small percentage for sending you to them. In this case, it costs you nothing unless you opt to pay the small annual fee for the mobile app version.

Is GQueues safe?

GQueues is extremely safe and there has never been a data breach or compromise.

But most users do not put personal information into it such as credit card numbers or social security numbers. Users can simply log in to Google to create a GQueues account.

So use GQueues with confidence that your data and personal information is safe and won’t be compromised.

CLICK HERE to learn more about Gqueues on their site.

Check out this video overview to learn more about how to get started with GQueues.

Final thoughts

In this article, I did a complete assessment and tutorial on the web and app-based full-featured task manager known as GQueues.

I went into great detail on how to use it, with screenshots for every step.

But I also talked about my 2 big beefs with the program. Those don’t prevent me from using it, and I still prefer GQeues over every other similar program I tried. But this would not be complete without mentioning them.

Have you tried GQueues?

CLICK HERE to learn more about Gqueues on their site.

How to Build a Backyard Ninja Warrior Course (DIY Plans)

My daughters and I love obstacle courses and to run, jump and climb, so, I wondered how to build a backyard ninja warrior course.

A backyard ninja warrior course will include age-appropriate obstacles both homemade and purchased, but ideally items that can be adjusted for height & weight. Salmon ladders, quad steps, slacklines, rope tunnels & a warped wall all make great additions to your backyard ninja obstacle course.

Building a backyard ninja warrior course is a great way to get your little ninjas active and having fun. It’s an obstacle race that can be tailored to any age or skill level.

You can create an epic obstacle course with a variety of obstacles that will challenge your little ninjas and keep them entertained for hours. From monkey bars to cargo nets, there are so many types of obstacles you can include in your backyard obstacle course.

With a little bit of creativity, you can build an amazing ninja warrior course that will provide much fun for the whole family.

The first thing is to think about the age of the kids that will be using it. But then also consider how they will grow into the course. So let their age be your guiding force.

Then think about the layout of the obstacles as well as the size of the obstacles in relation to the size of your yard. Lastly, think about storage for any pieces that won’t be left outside all the time.

Let’s dive into the details!

Parkour vault

A parkour vault is typically made from 2×4’s and plywood and designed to be jumped off of or over. First, build a long triangle with 2×4’s and then cover it with plywood. You can add foam padding for a layer of protection.

The diagram above gives you a good idea.

A vault is a great addition to your backyard ninja warrior course. It can be climbed over or, as the kids get older and more skilled, it can be jumped over. At my martial arts school, we have a 3 level padded vault.

The benefits are it’s soft and we can adjust the height to fit the age of the class.

The downsides are the velcro attachments don’t hold up well (but we also have 400 students). I also wouldn’t store them outside and for a backyard ninja warrior course, I would ideally get something really heavy or something that can be staked into the ground to keep it from moving.

Check out the padded vaults we got at Amazon  (click to check current prices) if you’re interested, as it is well-reviewed and is great for adjusting for 3-4-year-olds. It would work great inside too (especially on carpet).

Above is a basic design for making one out of plywood sheets and 2x4s that should be very sturdy and solid and hold up nicely. If you are storing it permanently outside, make sure and paint, stain, or otherwise seal it so it will last a while.

Warped wall

A warped wall is a tall wall that curves inward and then back out again at the top.  It is designed to run up and then pulling yourself up to the top of it before you start to slide back down. Often these are 12′, 16′ or even taller.

Building a warped wall is a pretty advanced woodworking job, so unless you’re a professional craftsman, you may want to skip this one.

But for little kids, you could totally make a 4′ one just for fun! You could also take an easier route and simply build (or get) a ramp to run up since a warped wall would typically require you to soak your sheets of plywood to make them more bendable.

This is one of the most impressive climbing obstacles and is perfect for older teens. You do need plenty of outdoor space too since you have to get a running start.

But here are some decent instructions on Pinterest that can get you going!

What is a salmon ladder?

A salmon ladder is a set of verticle pull-up bars where you jump up a level each time you pull up. It is frequently featured on the TV shows American Ninja Warrior and Arrow. 

It’s called a salmon ladder because you are figuratively swimming upstream.

ANW Season 7 challenger J.J. Woods goes on to say “You’re exploding your body up, extending your arms so that you can reach the next rung, and carrying your body weight up with your knees. In between rungs, you reach a moment of zero gravity where your body is almost weightless—I practice by doing explosive clapping pull-ups to simulate the motion.”

He also gives some great advice in “Don’t aim for the next pegs. Aim for the base of the ones on top of that, to give yourself a few inches of room just in case.”

Personally, if you have some really athletic preteens, your own salmon ladder would be a great obstacle to add.

How to build a salmon ladder

To build a salmon ladder, first, bury two 4×4 posts in the ground 42″ apart, ideally in concrete, at least 1-2 feet deep.  Then attach salmon ladder rungs on each post level with one another every 12 inches. Get a steel bar that is at least 44″ wide to use for the crossbar.

Because of the force of your body weight coming back down onto the rungs of the salmon ladder, this thing needs to be sturdy.

The design is fairly simple:

  • 2 wooden 4×4 posts (anywhere from 12′ to 16′ long) that you bury in the ground 1-2′ deep (in concrete is ideal)
  • A 2×6 crossbar between the 2 posts at the top
  • The two 4×4 posts are 42″ apart and the crossbar lines up with the outer edges of each
  • A series of ladder rungs angled upwards every 12″

Build the ladder before placing in the ground.

Then get a galvanized conduit pipe from the electrical or plumbing section of Home Depot or Lowes to use as your climbing bar. Since the ladder is 42″ wide, to avoid the bar slipping off, get one that is at least 44″ if not even wider and, of course, use caution when using.

Make this even easier by getting a steel salmon ladder from Amazon (click to see current price) that would simply screw into your 4×4 posts.

Great reviews and a lot easier to install than cutting wood at an angle and trying to get them mounted evenly.

Old tires make great obstacles!

Visit local junkyards or tire shops and get some old tires to make great obstacles to jump on and in.

A tire jump is honestly the easiest, cheapest, but still very cool backyard ninja obstacle to do.

If you can get at least 8, place them side by side as seen in the pic and they are great to jump either into or on top of.

If one ever wears out, just get another one the same way. This is great for building agility, coordination, and focus.

You could also get larger tires, stand them up on end flat against each other and attach them to each other for a crawling tunnel.

Quad steps

Quad steps (or quint or quintuple steps if you’re building 5) seem simple enough, but they’re great for developing coordination, balance, focus, and timing.

Essentially, you’re building a rectangular wooden table with only 2 legs instead of 4. Thus it lays down on the side without legs at an angle.  Then you’ll place at least 2 of them in a row facing opposite each other, slightly offset.

To make 4 of them, you’ll need 2 sheets of 4’x8′ plywood (which is actually enough to make 6). Get plywood at least 3/4″ thick.

Cut the plywood and 2x4s

With a handy circular saw, cut out sections that are 35″ x 30″

Then you’ll need three 2x4s that are 8 feet long. With the plywood rectangles flat on the ground, cut the 2x4s to frame the edges of the plywood.

Cut a 2×4 to where you have 2 pieces that are 30″ long and place them at the top and bottom on the shorter sides. Then cut 3 pieces that are 29″ long that run the opposite direction inside the 2 end pieces (2 outer and 1 in the middle).

With a drill and some deck screws, screw all the 2x4s into each other. For now, we are not screwing them into the plywood.

Flip everything over, line up the plywood with the 2x4s and screw the plywood to the 2x4s about 1 screw every 10″ or so.

Attaching the feet to the base

Now you just have to build the feet that extend on one side.

Cut a 2×4 to have 2 pieces 37″ long and 1 that is 24″ long. The 24″ piece runs between the 2 longer ones about 8″ from one end (so you’ll end up with an odd-shaped “H”).

With your plywood and 2×4 base upside down and on a flat surface, place the H-shaped brace standing up at one end of the base. It doesn’t matter which end you place it, but the end of the brace with the cross brace 8″ from the bottom should be at the end away from the base.

Then just screw in the brace from the outside of the 2×4 frame using 2 screws on each side.

Build at least 3 of these or 5 or more for great fun! For better weatherproofing, make sure and use some wood stain or sealer on them unless you plan to bring them inside when not in use.

Balance beams

Balance beams are an essential part of any ninja course.

They require the participant to maintain their balance while walking or running across the beam. To build a balance beam, you’ll need some basic materials such as pressure-treated lumber, screws, and a cordless drill. Start with a 4×4 wooden post; ideally 8 to 12 feet in length.

Then cut a 2×6″ piece of lumber into small rectangles 8-10″ in length.

Place a cut 2×6 every 4 feet, with one at each end. Simply use wood screws to drill them into the bottom of the 4×4. The 2×6 pieces will essentially act as feet and be under the 4×4 beam.

Finally, add some padding around the edges of the platform for extra comfort and safety.

Once your balance beam is complete, you can add other obstacles such as monkey bars or cargo nets to your backyard ninja warrior course. You can also add a finish line at the end of your course so participants know when they’ve completed it successfully!

Building a backyard ninja warrior course is a great idea for active kids who want to stay fit and have fun at the same time!

Tree trunks

Jumping from one tree trunk to another is fun; especially when they aren’t exactly the same height.

The ideal tree trunk would be anywhere from 8″ in height, to 1′ or even 1.5′ tall. Anything over that would likely topple over (which could add to the fun with older kids).

But you could also screw them into a piece of plywood to ensure they stay upright. 4-6 of these in a row, spaced out about 18-24″ (depending on the age of the kids) should be perfect.

Awesome Prebuilt obstacles on Amazon

Of course, since Amazon rules the world, you can buy a number of premade obstacles there and many of those are well-made and well-priced.

Here are my personal recommendations based on what obstacles I know work well at the martial arts school I help run in conjunction with scouring reviews on Amazon:

1. Lifetime Geometric Climbing Dome

This is great for kids ages 3-10 and works well right in the middle of your course to climb over or through. Heavy-duty steel and weather & rust-resistant.

Great reviews on Amazon and free shipping.

CLICK HERE to see the current price and more info on Amazon

2. Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids

I have one of these slack lines in my yard (granted I put it up towards the end of fall so my daughters haven’t used it much).

It’s 50′ long and I have mine tied between 2 trees. This comes with tree protectors and 10 different accessories. Perfect for ages 5 and up and also has great reviews on Amazon and comes with Prime 2 day free shipping.

CLICK HERE to see the current price and more info on Amazon

3. Fong Climbing Cargo Net

No ninja obstacle course is complete without a net ladder to climb on or over.

Like my other recommendations, this too comes with great reviews and free Prime shipping on Amazon.

Weight capacity of 1000 pounds so it’s perfect for kids and adults. You will need to build the support frame for it or attach it to another part of your course.

CLICK HERE to see the current price and more info on Amazon

4. Spider Web Tree Swing

This swing makes a great transition from the ninja net to ninja line obstacle course, but really, it would fit in anywhere.

Great reviews and free Prime shipping like almost everything I’ve ever recommended.

Hang from a tree branch or swing set and goes up in seconds. I have 2 of these and I literally hung it in under 5 minutes with no tools needed other than I used a ladder to get it up and over the tree branches.

CLICK HERE to see the current price and more info on Amazon

Frequently Asked Questions

What is a backyard ninja warrior course?

A backyard ninja warrior course is simply an obstacle course you build in your backyard for children to play on. It could include rope nets, balance beams, quad steps, slacklines, or more challenging obstacles such as a salmon ladder or warped wall.

While traditional playscapes, slides, and swing sets are great, for more adventurous kids, there’s simply nothing better than a great obstacle course to play on.

Traditionally they might include:

  • A rope net to climb up and over
  • Balance beams
  • A salmon ladder
  • A warped wall
  • Quad or quint steps
  • Jungle gyms
  • Slacklines (where objects to hang on to are suspended from a rope tied between two posts or trees)

Don’t worry; we’ll get into all of that below so you can get started building yours today!

Of course, the term “ninja warrior” refers to the popular TV show American Ninja Warrior, but you don’t have to spend a fortune on yours or make yours that challenging.

Kids naturally love to run, jump, climb, and swing, so learning how to build a backyard ninja warrior course will be something they will treasure (and use) for years to come.

How much does it cost to build a ninja warrior course?

The cost to build a backyard ninja warrior course will average about $500. Buying premade items will make it easier to put together, but will increase the cost.

Of course, professional ninja warrior gyms spend anywhere from $50,000 to $250,000 to outfit an obstacle course worthy of American Ninja Warrior athletes.

If you have older kids who want bigger challenges you could find yourself spending closer to $900. And if you have little kids, they’ll be happy with something that costs around $200.

Ideally, though, spend somewhere in the middle and build something you can grow and expand as your kids get bigger.

What is the best age for kids to do obstacles?

Between the age of 2 and 3 is the best age to start kids on obstacle courses. Start with small obstacles that increase in complexity as their strength, coordination, and flexibility improve.

Since I have a toddler in the house, but also 2 teens, I’m in a pretty good position to give you some great insight here. I also helped run a martial arts school for over 7 years where we regularly built obstacle courses.

Starting around 12 months, kids begin to walk and work their way up to running, often by 18 months.

Of course, there’s a lot of falling involved in the learning process. But it’s important that we, as parents, allow some of that to develop their confidence, resilience, and the ability to learn from their mistakes.

By the time they are between 2-3, your kids will start to crawl through tunnels, run, jump, and climb over and under obstacles. Once they turn 3, children start to get a whole lot better at running, jumping, and turning as coordination improves.

By the time they’re 5, they’re starting to master their own space, and are learning how not to bump into objects and others when running and climbing.

As they get older still, their skills in skipping, hopping, sliding, and things like spatial awareness are all improving dramatically.

All that is to say, that learning how to build a backyard ninja warrior course can really happen at almost anytime time once your child is walking.

Start with some fun, simple, and small obstacles. You can use simple household items for this like jump ropes and hula hoops.

Once they are 4-5 they’ll be ready for a full-blown obstacle course. Then you’ll just keep expanding it as they get older.

What are the best types of obstacles for 5-7-year-olds?

The best obstacles for 5-7-year-olds will include balance beams, monkey bars, and ramps to run up and jump from. But ideally, look for modular pieces that can be made bigger and more challenging as they get older and bigger.

The age, weight, and height of your kids will make a big difference in terms of what you build.

After all, build something too big and too challenging, and your 5-year-old will lose interest and may feel bad about themselves for not being able to do it.

Build something too small and too easy, and your 10-year-old will be running back to their screens in no time flat.

So your 5-7-year-olds need to be challenged, but they won’t likely yet have the upper body strength for something like pull-ups (heck, some of us adults don’t either!)

Which are the best obstacles for 8 to 13-year-olds?

The best obstacles for 8-13-year-olds will include rope swings, climbing nets, and more challenging obstacles such as quad sets and even a small salmon ladder.

This age is where you can start to build really cool stuff. I would consider adding some, if not all, of the following:

  • Rope swing
  • Quad steps (where they jump from one triangle-shaped landing pad to another)
  • Climbing wall net
  • Ring toss climb (where they hold onto 2 rings and try and swing from peg to peg moving the rings as they go)

Of course for a real upper body challenge, go ahead and throw a salmon ladder into the mix too (that’s a verticle pull-up bar where they jump the bar up from level to level).

So below, we’ll get into some specifics about what to buy and how to build a backyard ninja warrior course.

General Questions

What is parkour?

Parkour, (sometimes called freerunning), is a type of urban gymnastics where practitioners run, jump, and climb on everyday objects found in cities such as concrete stairs, bike racks, picnic tables, and some take on more dangerous moves such as jumping from high buildings.

If you watch American Ninja Warrior, you often see many of the competitors mentioning parkour. Parkour is not a martial art, but it often looks like it.

At the martial arts school I helped run, we often incorporate parkour movements into some of the drills we do.

Essentially the person is in constant motion, flowing around obstacles and often in an urban setting. The movements are gymnastic, creative but efficient and you use the energy from one movement to flow into the next.

You see parkour athletes jumping off buildings, climbing up walls like Spider-Man, and doing other seemingly impossible things.

The best cinematic examples of parkour include:

  • Stephen Amell in the TV show Arrow
  • Casino Royale (the Daniel Craig version where he chases freerunning founder Sébastien Foucan)
  • The Bourne Legacy

So if your kids want to learn parkour, that can really help them become masters of the backyard ninja warrior course you’re building. Just Google and see if there’s a parkour school near you.

What is American Ninja Warrior?

American Ninja Warrior is a TV show on NBC that began in December 2009 and began its 12th season in fall 2020. Contestants compete on a challenging and changing set of obstacles for prizes up to $1,000,000.

It’s based on a popular Japanese show called Sasuke which started in 1997.

In the US show, contestants compete against one another to complete a series of obstacles. With each obstacle, the course gets progressively harder.

While the show travels around the country, the national finals are held in Las Vegas.

If you aren’t sure what this looks like, check out my daughters and my favorite contestant Kacy Catanzaro, who was the 1st woman to qualify for the finals.

She started on the show in 2014 and moved on from it in 2017.  She’s amazing!

Where is the American Ninja Warrior course?

American Ninja Warrior films in different cities across the country and the finals have been held in Las Vegas since season 4. Prior to that, the finals were held in Japan at the Sasuke finals course where the original show holds its finals.

Here is a list of cities the show has held courses in:

  • Los Angeles
  • Miami
  • Dallas
  • Denver
  • Baltimore
  • St. Louis
  • Kansas City
  • Houston
  • Orlando
  • Pittsburgh
  • Atlanta
  • Indianapolis
  • Oklahoma City
  • Philadelphia
  • San Antonio
  • Daytona Beach
  • Cleveland
  • Minneapolis

Final thoughts

In this post, we took an in-depth look into the world of homemade obstacle courses.

We explored a bit of the history behind the phenomenon of American Ninja Warrior as well as why and how you might want something like that in your own backyard to play with.

We also get into the costs. So if you’re ready to learn how to build a backyard ninja warrior course, you came to the right place.

What part of the course do you and your kids love the most? Who knows? Maybe they’ll be the next American Ninja Warrior champion!

If you like this post, please follow my Parenting board on Pinterest for more great tips from myself and top parenting experts!



Of course, I have to add that any time you build something that kids will be climbing, running, or jumping on you run the risk of injury. Following my ideas and plans that I have laid out here is in no way meant to imply low risk. Thus, you should follow and use my ideas and plans knowing there is risk involved. I am not liable for any injury and if you are concerned about injury or unsure of your ability to build something sturdy and safe, you should consult a professional in your area to assist.


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How to Acid Stain Interior Concrete Floors (step-by-step)

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad beautiful chocolate brown stained concrete floors in a kitchen

I have always loved the look of stained concrete floors. But between acid stains, water-based concrete stains, and concrete paint, there are a lot of confusing choices. So, I decided to learn how to stain interior concrete floors.

How to stain an interior concrete floor:

  1. Remove baseboards
  2. Tape off the room with plastic sheets
  3. Sand the concrete surface completely using an electric floor sander
  4. Wash & rinse the floor
  5. Allow the floor to dry
  6. Spray on the acid stain with a backpack sprayer. You can apply multiple coats waiting 2-3 hours in between.
  7. 2 hours after the last coat, neutralize the acid with TSP and water
  8. Rinse the floor thoroughly
  9. When dry, add acrylic-based sealer (which can also be tinted with acrylic paint)
  10. Wax the floors

There can be a lot of confusion about how to stain interior concrete floors!

Should I use an acid stain or a water-based stain? Do I need to “etch” my floors? How do you etch a concrete floor? Can I buy stain for concrete floors at places like Home Depot?

As I educated myself, that included watching dozens of videos, talking to people, and going to countless stores.  In the end, I determined that an acid stain would work the best.

In this article, I’m documenting every step of the way (including my mistakes). So, let’s get into the details of each step of staining a concrete floor.

So let’s review my . . . 

Step-by-step instructions on How to Stain Interior Concrete Floors

STEP 1 – Prep Your Floors & trim

You’ll likely want to remove the baseboard trim in your room if it’s touching the floor.

If it’s off the floor (like mine was due to there being the fake wood floor initially), you can just use painter’s tape to tape off the baseboards.

If you opt to remove it, use a pry bar to gently pull it away from the wall which should leave it intact and allow you to reattach rather than replace it.

TIP: On a piece of painter’s tape, mark each board as to which wall it goes on.  If one wall has multiple boards, mark each section going left to right (ie: west wall section 1).

With baseboards done and the room empty of all furniture and/or appliances, now we need to sand the floor.

If your floors are near perfect and don’t have any excess residue, paint or other things that would make your floors look less than perfect you can skip the sanding.

I rented a floor sander (click to reserve yours on the Home Depot website) from Home Depot.

This thing does kick up a lot of dust so I got plastic sheeting and tried to separate the rooms I was doing from the rest of the house and to hide the kitchen cabinets and countertops.

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad plastic sheets up on the walls before sanding

TIP: Make sure you wear a dust mask or respirator and safety goggles (click the links to see current Amazon prices)!

You want the floors to be relatively smooth and to remove any sealer, glue or wax that could have been on there.

In my home, the original slab was obviously not totally level so they had used some kind of leveling compound. This looks and feels similar to concrete but was rougher and applied in patches so it was easy to spot.  Know going into the process that this will not stain as dark as the rest of the concrete.

You can see some of the leveling compound on my floors in this shot.

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad leveling compound showing

If it’s a thin layer you could scrape it off (it flakes up fairly easily) or in the staining concrete process, you could reapply stain to this part more than the rest of the floors.

But the beauty of stained concrete floors is the imperfections!

Just go through the entire room with the sander smoothly, evenly and a little slowly.

The sander I rented did come with a vacuum as part of it which did help with dust and as much dust as this kicks up, every little bit helps!

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad floors sanded before cleaning

You’ll notice my stove there.

I did eventually move it before the staining process but since I knew that floor would never be seen and the rails to hold the range in place were attached to the concrete, I did not sand that area under it.

STEP 2 – Wash and dry your floors

Once your floors are sanded, you’ll need to thoroughly clean your floors. I started by vacuuming the excess dust first.

Here are my floors after washing, rinsing, and being allowed to dry.

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad floor prepped for stain

TIP: Also realize that the plastic sheets will have dust on them now too, so either wipe those down (before you vacuum the floors) or change them out so you don’t have excess dust falling onto your new beautiful stained concrete floors!

Once free of dust, you’ll want to mop the floors with a mixture of water and TSP (Tri-Sodium Phosphate).

That’s a big word, but it’s easy to find at places like Home Depot. This is just a mild cleaner/degreaser that is prepping the floors for the staining process.

I let it sit on the floors for 20 minutes and then began to scrub with a long-handled scrub brush before mopping it up.

TIP: If you rented that sander from Home Depot you can also use that with a scrubber pad to make the cleaning go faster.

Use a wet/dry vacuum to vacuum everything up.

You don’t want any TSP residue left so you’ll repeat the mopping process 2 or 3 times with just warm, clean water to make sure the floors are totally clean.

TIP: If you find that when they textured the walls of your home they sprayed excess texture onto the concrete, this needs to come up but doesn’t come up easily.

I bought a long-handled scraper and also used paint remover to try and get as much of that up as possible.

The more you get up the better the results.

In some cases, contractors also spray paint words onto the floors as notes.

This doesn’t come up easily either, but you may also like the modern/industrial feel it creates also. If you do want to get it up a combination of paint remover and a power sander (again rented at Home Depot) can usually do the trick with some elbow grease!

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STEP 3 – How to Stain Concrete

I used a backpack plastic sprayer (click to see the current price on Amazon) I bought on Amazon.

This is the same type of pump sprayer used for spraying bug spray around the outside of your house. I used a figure 8 pattern motion not staying too long in any one place and overlapping my sprays to apply the stain.

While you can pay less for a handheld one, the backpack model keeps your hands free and allows you to stand more upright, saving your back!

Here are my stained concrete floors after 1 coat of stain.

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TIP: No matter what sprayer you use, if you’re using acid stain, make sure the sprayer has no metal parts! These can dissolve and burn you in the process.

You can use that same long-handled scrub brush to go behind yourself and scrub the stain in using a circular motion.

After 3-4 hours if you decide you want the stain to be darker, go ahead and do a 2nd pass of spraying the stain. Just bear in mind that the floor will look different (and lighter) once totally dry, sealed, and waxed.

Here are my stained concrete floors after 2 coats of stain.

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STEP 4 – Neutralize the acid on your stained concrete floors

Once your stained concrete floors look great and you’ve allowed the last coat of stain to dry at least 2 hours, we need to neutralize the acid.

We do this easily by simply mixing more TSP and water and mopping it on and scrubbing it in; pretty much just like when we cleaned the floor earlier.

TIP: During most of this process I wore old socks I didn’t care about. In the event you’re walking on wet stain or sealer this is less conspicuous than a footprint from a foot or shoe

STEP 5 – Rinse the floor and allow it to dry

Rinse with water only enough times to completely remove any residue. Use your wet/dry vac to suck up all the extra water.

After the neutralizing rinse of your floors, it’s imperative that you make sure your floors are totally dry before sealing them.

I personally waited for a good 8 hours.

If you don’t wait long enough you risk the sealer coming out cloudy. Take a piece of painter’s tape and stick to the floor.

If the floor is dry you’ll have to pull it up. If the floor still has moisture it won’t stick fully to begin with.

STEP 6 – Seal your new stained concrete floors

I used Chem Coat stain, sealer, and wax products on my floors. It’s not an affiliate link but you can see all their products on their website www.chem-coat.com/products.html

Refer to their color charts on stain for concrete floors below.

I went with the Aqua Mist color although in hindsight I would select a darker color as I think it would have done a better job of hiding some of the imperfections better. One of the brownish-red colors would likely be the best choices.

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad Chem-Coat reactive stain color chart

TIP: If you use acrylic concrete sealers as I did, you can mix acrylic paint in with it to enhance the color of the floors.

Here are my floors after 2 coats of stain and 1 coat of sealer with added color.

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad colored sealer added to the concrete floor stain

Rinse out your sprayer from the stain.

Then simply put your sealer (and acrylic paint if using) into the sprayer. Coat the floor in the same manner as you did the stain.

You can apply multiple coats of sealer but allow about 45 minutes in between each for it to dry. Any areas that look less glossy than others just give an extra coat to just that area.

STEP 7 – Wax your stained concrete floors

Once your stained concrete floors are totally dry from stain (about an hour), the final step is simply to wax.

Spray one coat of wax (again using that handy sprayer) and allow it to dry for 1 hour. THEN remove all painter’s tape and plastic sheets from the wall. These may have dust, sealer, or stain which we don’t want falling onto wet wax.

Here is the finished project with our furniture back in place!

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad dining room floor stained turquoise blue

Then go through your floor thoroughly with a vacuum and/or broom. Lastly, do 1 more coat of wax and you’re done!

You can walk on the floors after about an hour. But wait a full 24 hours before moving any furniture or appliances back onto the stained concrete floors.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can you stain concrete floors?

Yes. You can use either an acid-based stain or a water-based stain on concrete. Acid-based stains will soak into the concrete, whereas water-based stains will be a paint-like coating on top of the concrete. Acid-based stains typically give better results.

That being said, you don’t want to try and stain brand new concrete.

So if your floors were recently poured, you want to wait at least 30 days after they were poured before you stain. You can also stain concrete overlays, which is a layer of concrete poured on top of another foundation or flooring.

One big challenge I ran into, however, was with the leveling compound that was used to even out my slab.

I didn’t really understand what that was or exactly how it worked. But while it did absorb the stain color, it was noticeably different from the rest of the plain concrete.

In retrospect, I would probably have laid down a thin overlay of concrete on the whole floor.

Then I would have waited 30 days and stained the whole thing. While stained concrete is supposed to look a little random and not perfect, I would have been happier with the end results.

Do you have to sand concrete before staining?

For water-based stain, you do not have to sand if the concrete is perfectly smooth. For rough concrete, or if using acid-based stain, do sand the floor with a floor sander.

In my case, the concrete had spots where leveling compound was used. It also had places where construction workers had spray-painted words. Lastly, it had a few spots that just looked off.

I just felt that the final result would look better if sanded.

So I rented a disc sander from Home Depot that you push around like a vacuum cleaner. The biggest downside, as you can guess, is that it kicks up a LOT of dirt.

So make sure to wear a respirator mask, and use plastic sheets to tape off that room from the rest of the house.

But even doing that, there was still a layer of concrete dust on EVERYTHING. So if you can avoid it, that’s a great thing! Just make sure to check how porous the floor is as you might need to etch it, even if you don’t need to sand (more on that below).

Do I need to seal stained concrete?

Yes. Sealing stained concrete helps protect the floor and the stain, and should be done after staining once the stain is dry, and then again every few years. If using an acrylic-based sealer, you can also mix a small amount of acrylic paint to tint the sealer.

If you’re staining a garage or work area, maybe you don’t. But if it’s your home or office or somewhere you want people to see and admire the beauty of stained concrete floors, take the time to seal it after staining.

After all, with all the work that can go into the sanding, cleaning, etching, and staining interior concrete floors, the sealing is actually pretty darn easy.

I used a water-based acrylic seal.

I simply washed out the backpack sprayer I used for the stain and poured the sealer into that. Then I walked around (in socks I didn’t care about), spraying the sealer in a circular motion all over the stained (and dry) floors.

I applied 2 coats of sealer. Because the sealer was acrylic, I was also able to add some acrylic paint to it (a couple of tablespoons per gallon of sealer) to deepen the color.

But applying 1 coat of sealer maybe took 15 minutes. So do it. It’s worth it and not hard.

How often do you seal stained concrete?

Add more sealer to your stained concrete floors about every 1 to 3 years depending on how much traffic the floors get.

In a place like Whole Foods, for instance, they re-seal the floors probably twice a year. But they get tens of thousands of people a week walking on them.

For the average home, every 2 years is probably just fine.

But you can also base it on how the floors look; no harm in doing a new seal before the official time is up. Do know, however, if you added wax on top of the sealer, you will need to stip that off before adding a new layer of seal.

Ultimate Floor Finish & Wax Stripper (click to see current price on Amazon) is an easy way to get rid of any old seal or wax so you can reseal fresh!

It’s quick, easy, non-damaging, safer than ammonia, and is non-hazardous. Great reviews too!

Can I buy stain for concrete floors at Home Depot or Lowes?

You can buy water-based concrete stain at Home Depot or Lowes. However, neither store sells acid-based concrete stain. Seek out a dedicated concrete floor supply company for acid-based stain.

Non-acid concrete stain is more like painting the surface of the concrete.

It sticks and covers the surface but doesn’t penetrate the concrete and change the color of the concrete-like acid stain does.

The biggest issue with that from what I saw was wear and tear.  I didn’t want to have to repeat the process every year or two as the “painted” stain wore off.

So while you will see concrete stain on the shelves at your favorite big box hardware stores, you don’t want to buy non-acid stain.

So Google contractor supply or concrete stain supply in your area and you’ll find some small local stores that have what you need.

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Why would you want to stain your interior concrete floors?

Staining interior concrete floors works well when the need for durable, low-maintenance flooring exists, such as with large pets, or multiple children. They require very little to keep clean, and rarely need to be touched up or restained.

If you have pets or messy kids you’ve experienced the pain of constantly dirty carpets or having to hire carpet cleaners throughout the year.

Laminate floors look great when they’re first installed. But pets and kids can have them looking terrible very fast.

If you live in a house on a slab (as opposed to what they call pier and beam where there is a crawlspace under your house) it’s relatively easy to do stained concrete floors.

In my house, we had cheap Pergo-type fake wood flooring.

Every time my daughters dropped an ice cube it seemed like the floor would bubble up a little.  We also had a leak at the back door every time there was a bad rain.  So, after a year of living in our home, the floors looked pretty terrible.

You can see some of the warping towards the top end of this shot.

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I knew I loved stained concrete floors and I had lived in a loft once in Oakland that had those.

But I wondered how to stain concrete? Was staining a concrete floor something I could do myself? Or would I have to spend thousands of dollars I didn’t have??

Is stained concrete slippery?

Stained concrete, especially when wet, can be slippery. That is especially true compared to wood, carpet, or ceramic tile. However, a small amount of sand can be added to the sealer to make the floor more slip-resistant.

That being said, if you’ve ever walked on granite or marble, it’s not going to be any more slippery than that. It also goes without saying that water on the floor can make it be even more slippery.

I’ve never tried it, but I do know some people have added a little bit of sand to the floor before sealing to give it a little bit of grit. That can help it be less slippery.

Technically, it’s not sand like from the beach.

Instead, it’s silica-based sand, in particle sizes ranging from 4 to 270 mesh. Ironically, the larger the number, the smaller the particle size.

The silica sand is either added to the sealer or spread around on top of the sealer while it’s still wet. Personally, I think adding it to the sealer before applying makes the most sense. As otherwise, you’ll have to walk on the wet sealer to sprinkle around the sand.

Sand with a mesh number of about 90 and above is what is most commonly used on top of concrete sealer.

Can wood stain be used on concrete?

Some people also ask Can Wood Stain be Used on Concrete (click to read more on my site)?

The short answer is yes, but it may not produce ideal results. Dive in deeper in a newer post of mine where I cover that question in-depth. Just click the link to read that on my site.

If you opt for acid stain just know that at least in my visits to places like Home Depot or Lowe’s, they DO NOT sell acid stain.

So to buy stain for concrete floors, I had to find a local concrete stain dealer.

There were plenty and most will sell to consumers as well as professionals.  Just Google or Yelp to find them in your area.

The process of “etching” the concrete is essentially prepping your concrete to be porous enough for the stain to soak in.

You can easily check your concrete by pouring some water (less than a cup) onto the floor and spread it around a little by hand and see if most of it doesn’t soak into the concrete over the course of a few minutes.

If it does soak in, you can skip the etching part.  Etching isn’t hard if you do need to do it, it just adds an extra step.

Also, know that in the event your concrete is new, you should always wait at least a month after new concrete is poured before attempting to stain it.

This cool video shows you the entire process of staining a concrete floor from start to finish.

How much does it cost to stain concrete floors yourself?

To stain concrete floors yourself, you can spend as little as $500. That will include the stain, cleaning products, sealer, wax, and equipment, both purchased and rented.

So, that includes renting the sander from Home Depot and buying the cleaning products, acid stain, acrylic sealer, and wax. Obviously, my labor on staining a concrete floor was on the house!

Costs may vary on materials in your area and may go up over time. There’s a popular website out there that claims staining concrete yourself can cost thousands of dollars. But I literally did my floors for $500 and a lot of elbow grease.

But suffice to say that doing the floors yourself will save you a bundle overpaying a pro to do it!

The average pro would charge around $4.00 per square foot. But issues with slab or complexity of design can increase that significantly.

So in my kitchen and dining area, with a total of about 500 square feet would have cost me $2,000 or more, so I saved considerably by learning how to stain interior concrete floors myself.

While you can definitely hire a professional and could get better results that way if you’re like me, you don’t have an extra $2-3k laying around.

So, with a little hard work and just a few hundred dollars in materials, you can get stained concrete floors yourself that will look great.

More importantly, your new stained concrete floors will be durable, long-lasting, and be a great discussion piece when guests come over.

Everyone will want to know how you got those amazing floors.  Then they’ll be blown away that you did it yourself! So with my step-by-step guide, you’ll learn how to stain concrete in no time!

Can you use a paint roller to apply concrete stain?

Yes, you can use a paint roller to apply concrete stain. A paint roller is an effective tool for applying concrete stain because it allows you to cover a large area quickly and evenly.

That being said, you may find the backpack sprayer method that I used is better from the standpoint of not showing any lines. With the roller, you’ll want to be extra careful to roll it on somewhat randomly so it doesn’t show any lines.

But if using a roller, before you begin, make sure the surface is clean and dry.

If there are any cracks or holes in the concrete, fill them with a concrete patching compound. Once the surface is prepped, mix the concrete stain according to the manufacturer’s instructions.

Pour some of the stain onto a paint tray and dip your roller into it. Start at one end of the area and roll in long, even strokes until you reach the other end. Make sure to overlap each stroke slightly so that you don’t miss any spots. If necessary, add more stain to your tray as you go along.

Once you have finished applying the stain, let it dry completely before walking on it or adding furniture or other items back onto it. Depending on the type of concrete stain you are using, this could take anywhere from several hours to several days.

To ensure that your concrete has an even finish, consider using a brush or sponge after rolling on the stain for more precise coverage in hard-to-reach areas or corners. This will also help ensure that all areas are properly covered with an even coat of stain.

What kind of acid is used in concrete stain?

Concrete stain is a type of acid-based coloring agent used to add color and texture to concrete surfaces.

The most common type of acid used in concrete stain is hydrochloric acid, also known as muriatic acid. This type of acid is highly corrosive and should be handled with extreme caution.

Hydrochloric acid reacts with the calcium carbonate in the concrete, creating a chemical reaction that causes the color to change. It can be used to create a variety of colors, from light pastels to deep, rich hues. The amount of hydrochloric acid used will depend on the desired color intensity and the porosity of the concrete surface.

In addition to hydrochloric acid, other types of acids may be used in concrete staining.

Phosphoric acid is often used for lighter colors, while oxalic acid can be used for darker shades. Acetic acid is also sometimes used for more subtle effects. Each type of acid has its own unique properties and should be chosen based on the desired outcome.

When using any type of acidic solution on concrete surfaces, it’s important to take safety precautions such as wearing protective clothing and goggles and using gloves when handling the solution. Additionally, it’s important to follow all manufacturer instructions carefully when applying any type of concrete stain or sealer.

This will help ensure that you get the best results possible without damaging your concrete surface or putting yourself at risk for injury or illness.

How do concrete dyes differ from acid-based concrete stains?

Concrete dyes and acid-based concrete stains are two popular methods of coloring concrete surfaces. While they both produce beautiful results, there are some key differences between the two.

Concrete dyes are a type of colorant that is applied to the surface of the concrete.

They penetrate the surface and bond with the cement, creating a permanent color that won’t fade or chip away over time. Dyes come in a variety of different colors and can be used to create intricate designs or patterns on the concrete surface.

The downside to using dyes is that they require more skill to apply than acid-based stains, as they must be applied evenly and consistently for best results.

Acid-based concrete stains are a type of chemical reaction that occurs when an acid is applied to the surface of the concrete.

The acid reacts with minerals in the cement, creating a unique color pattern on the surface.

Acid-based stains come in a variety of colors and can be used to create interesting designs or patterns on the concrete surface. The downside to using acid-based stains is that they require more skill to apply than dyes, as they must be applied evenly and consistently for best results.

Additionally, acid-based stains can cause damage to surrounding materials if not properly handled or applied correctly.

Overall, both concrete dyes and acid-based stains can produce beautiful results when used correctly. However, it’s important to understand how each one works before deciding which one is right for your project.

Dyes offer more vibrant colors but require more skill to apply while acid-based stains offer unique patterns but require more caution when handling the chemicals.

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Getting your floor ready to stain

how to stain interior concrete floors Middle Class Dad removing the old laminate flooring

The first step in my project was to pull up the old Pergo-type floorboards.  In most cases, these are not nailed or glued and just “float” on the concrete with a moisture barrier (fancy word for plastic sheet) in between.

The floorboards just snap together.

If you’re not trying to save the boards just pry one up with a flathead screwdriver or pry bar and then the rest will come up pretty easily after.

I did my stained concrete floors in our kitchen and dining area (about 30’x15′) over the course of about 5 days (before and after work); right before our trip to Disneyland a few years ago.

That way I knew the floors would have plenty of time to dry while we were gone and we wouldn’t have to breathe any of the fumes (which turned out to be not that bad).

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Care and cleaning of your new stained concrete floors

One of the many benefits of a stained concrete floor is how easy it is to keep clean.

A Swiffer or push broom work great and once fully dried and cured almost any cleaner will work without damaging the floor itself. However, if you applied a coat of wax, some harsh chemicals can strip that.

Thus, Cleaning Stained Concrete Floors with Vinegar (click to read my article) is a great way to go.

Final thoughts

Staining concrete floors isn’t that hard. But it can be tedious, and time-consuming.

But it can be a fun project for the DIY enthusiast, something to be proud of after the fact, and can save you a lot of money over hiring a professional.

Just make sure you get the right equipment, take your time, do the prep work before diving in, follow the instructions and avoid the urge to rush or skip steps.

Do plan on doing acid staining as the chemical reaction in that process will yield vastly superior results to water-based concrete stains which don’t soak into the pores of the concrete.

And if you have new concrete floors, always wait at least 30 days before using acid-based concrete stains.

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Of course in the day and age we, unfortunately, live in, I have to add the following: I am not a general contractor or professional concrete stainer.  This post walks you through the steps I took in staining concrete in my house.  Your results could differ.  Please consult a professional if you need to.


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How to Clean Concrete Floors with Vinegar (what you must know)

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Many of us have stained concrete floors in our homes because they look amazing. But it’s not always clear how to clean them. Here are the steps on cleaning stained concrete floors with vinegar:

To clean stained concrete floors with vinegar use a 50/50 mix of white vinegar and warm water. But you can use undiluted vinegar for tough stains or mix a little baking soda for mild cleaning and whitening. Just be aware undiluted vinegar can etch the concrete if not wiped up quickly.

When it comes to cleaning, it’s not always easy to know what to use. This is especially true of floors with a water-based sealer or waxed floors.

Many cleaning products are readily available on the market. However, many of them contain harsh chemicals that will weaken the durability of concrete floors over time if used frequently or excessively.

This may also be harmful to the environment as well as to your family. So as concrete floors have risen in popularity, many have searched for a cost-effective and eco-friendly way of keeping them clean.

Vinegar is found in almost every household. Its uses are many, including its ability to be used as a cleaning solution. Concrete floors look great when they’re first stained. But traffic, spills, or pets can have them looking bad pretty quickly. 

In this post, however, we’re exploring the little-known solution of cleaning stained concrete surfaces with vinegar. You may well find it’s also the best way to keep them clean.

Can you use vinegar to clean concrete floors?

Yes. Vinegar makes a great cleaner for stained concrete floors. Because of its acidity, you should dilute it 50/50 with warm water to avoid damaging the floors. However, you can use small amounts of full-strength vinegar for touch stains, followed by a quick water rinse.

Vinegar is great on stained concrete due to it being non-toxic with no harmful fumes.

It’s also really good for getting up baked-on grease spills or any mold or mildew that may appear. Dilute it with warm water for better cleaning.

Then use a long-handled scrub brush to rub it into the concrete and let it sit for up to 10 minutes, depending on how dirty the floor was. Because of the acidic nature, don’t leave the vinegar on the floor longer than 10 minutes.

When you’re done, simply go back over the floor with a clean damp mop to remove any remaining vinegar. 

Does vinegar hurt concrete?

Full-strength vinegar should not be used on unsealed concrete due to staining concerns or on stained concrete as it can eat away at the sealer or wax used. For best results, dilute the vinegar 50/50 with warm water, apply with a scrub brush, allow to sit, and then clean up with warm water.

Having said that, for really tough stains on cement floors, it can work to use full-strength vinegar. Just apply it directly to the stain, scrub, and then rinse with warm water.

For a milder cleaner, you can also use baking soda which naturally starts to neutralize the acid in the vinegar. But it also gives more of a scrubbing feel to the cleaning solution and can help whiten also.

So now, let’s get into the . . . 

3 Simple Steps to Clean Stained Concrete Floors with Vinegar

1. The Making of the Vinegar Cleaning Solution

There are 3 choices for cleaning stained concrete floors with vinegar:

  1. Use undiluted vinegar for extra tough stains. This option is very strong, and it may affect the strength of the concrete over time. So this should be used sparingly and only for extremely dirty floors. Most importantly, do not leave the vinegar on the floor for more than five minutes.
  2. A 50-50 vinegar and warm water solution is the most commonly used mixture. This is for general cleaning and removal of coffee and other food and beverage stains. This is highly recommended as the water neutralizes the acidity.
  3. A vinegar & baking soda paste solution is best for mild cleaning. It’s also more environmentally-friendly as well. This solution is the weakest as it is the least acidic because baking soda neutralizes the acidity of the vinegar. The combination of the 2 ingredients causes the solution to bubble.

Vinegar has a strong smell. 

To help neutralize the smell, you can add a few drops of essential oil to the solution. That way, the concrete floor will have a pleasant smell. Transfer the contents to a spray bottle for easier application.

More importantly, it’s a great way to get those floors smelling great after cleaning stained concrete floors with vinegar

2. Preparing Your Concrete Floor for Cleaning

  1. Sweep the concrete floor thoroughly. Starting with a clean base is good.
  2. Make sure that pets, other people, and animals stay off the floor.
  3. Protect the plants in the room. Vinegar is a non-toxic killer for weeds and algae, but it can have the same effect on plants. Wet them with water to provide them with a protective layer. You can also use a plastic sheet to cover the plants.

3. Cleaning the Concrete Floor with Vinegar

  1. Mop the area with water. This will get it ready for cleaning. For outdoor projects, you can use buckets for water. Warm water helps the cleaning process. 
  2. Apply the vinegar solution to the concrete floor. Make sure that the floor gets covered thoroughly.
  3. After covering the floor, scrub the area with a long-handled scrub brush (click to check the current price on Amazon) to get rid of dirt and grime that was stuck on the concrete floor.
  4. After scrubbing, it is best to wait at least five to twenty minutes before rinsing, depending on the concentration of vinegar in the solution. That allows the concrete to absorb the cleaning solution so the vinegar can work best.
  5. Lastly, rinse the area by mopping with clean, warm water. Leaving the vinegar on the floor for too long can weaken the durability of concrete. Thus, it is best to remove it within 25 minutes max.  Mop multiple times if you still notice that strong vinegar smell.
  6. For any remaining stains, use undiluted vinegar on the stain and scrub them with the short stiff brush.

Over time, vinegar has proven its usefulness and importance in the kitchen, the beauty industry, the laboratory, and of course, the everyday household. However, we should note that even if it is organic, we must still use it with care as it can erode surfaces.

Despite that, it does not cause long-term damage to the environment unlike commercial chemical cleaners do. It is non-toxic and edible, making it a safer option to use for homes with pets and small children that may accidentally ingest the cleaner.

Vinegar also aids in killing bacteria like E-coli. which can cause diarrhea and other intestinal illnesses. It is also relatively cheap compared to chemical cleaners on the market today.

Interesting in learning how to stain your own concrete floors?

One of the most popular posts on the Middle Class Dad site walks you through the exact steps on How to Stain Interior Concrete Floors (click to read my detailed article).

If you’re considering that and aren’t sure how easy it is, I highly recommend taking a moment to check that out.

How to clean untreated concrete flooring

Cleaning untreated concrete flooring can be a daunting task, but with the right tools and techniques, it can be done quickly and easily. Here are some tips on how to clean an untreated concrete floor:

1. Start by sweeping the floor with a broom or vacuum cleaner to remove any dirt or debris. This will help prevent any scratches or damage to the concrete surface when cleaning.

2. Next, mix a solution of warm water and mild detergent in a bucket. Use a mop or sponge to apply the solution to the floor and scrub gently in circular motions. Make sure to rinse off any excess soap residue with clean water afterward.

3. For tougher stains, use a scrub brush with an abrasive cleaner such as baking soda or vinegar mixed with water. Scrub the stain until it is removed and then rinse off with clean water.

4. To remove grease or oil stains, use a degreaser such as trisodium phosphate (TSP) mixed with warm water in a bucket. Apply the solution to the stained area using a mop or sponge and scrub gently in circular motions until the stain is removed. Rinse off any excess degreaser residue with clean water afterward.

5. Finally, use a damp mop or cloth to wipe down the entire floor and remove any remaining dirt or debris that may have been left behind during cleaning. Allow the floor to dry completely before walking on it again.

Following these steps will help keep your untreated concrete floor looking its best for years to come!

How to remove wine stains from concrete floors

Removing wine stains from concrete floors can be a tricky task. However, with the right tools and techniques, it is possible to get rid of these unsightly blemishes.

The first step is to blot up as much of the wine as possible with a clean cloth or paper towel. Do not rub or scrub the stain, as this will only spread it further. Once you have blotted up as much of the liquid as possible, you can begin to treat the stain.

Mix together equal parts white vinegar and warm water in a spray bottle. Spray the mixture onto the stained area and let it sit for several minutes before wiping it away with a damp cloth. This should help to loosen any remaining residue from the concrete surface.

If this method does not work, you may need to use a stronger cleaning solution such as hydrogen peroxide or bleach. Be sure to test any cleaning solution on an inconspicuous area of your floor before using it on the stained area, as some solutions may cause discoloration or damage to your concrete flooring.

Once you have removed all traces of the stain, rinse away any remaining cleaning solution with warm water and dry thoroughly with a clean cloth or paper towel.

This will help prevent any further staining from occurring in the future. 

Can you spot-treat stains on concrete floors?

Spot-treating stains on concrete floors is a great way to keep your floors looking their best. It can be done with a few simple steps and the right products.

Of course, properly sealed floors won’t be prone to concrete stains. But if it’s been a while since it was sealed (that needs to be re-done periodically), your floors may have become susceptible to stains.

The first step is to identify the type of stain you are dealing with. Different types of stains require different cleaning solutions. For example, oil-based stains require a degreaser, while water-based stains can be treated with a mild detergent and warm water.

Once you have identified the type of stain, you can begin spot-treating the affected area.

Start by applying the appropriate cleaning solution directly to the stain and allowing it to sit for several minutes. This will help break down the stain and make it easier to remove. After a few minutes, use a scrub brush or sponge to gently scrub away the stain. If necessary, repeat this process until all traces of the stain are gone.

Finally, rinse away any remaining cleaning solution with clean water and allow the area to dry completely before walking on it or applying any sealants or finishes.

Spot-treating stains on concrete floors is an easy way to keep your floors looking their best without having to do an entire deep clean every time there is a spill or mess.

How to remove grease or oil stains from a concrete floor

Removing deep stains like grease stains or oil stains from a concrete floor can be a tricky task. The first step is to identify the type of stain and its severity. If the stain is fresh, it may be easier to remove than an old, set-in stain.

For fresh stains, start by blotting up as much of the grease or oil as possible with paper towels or a cloth. Then, mix a solution of one part dishwashing liquid and two parts warm water in a bucket. Dip a mop into the solution and use it to scrub the stained area.

Rinse with clean water and repeat if necessary.

For old, set-in stains, you may need to use a stronger cleaning solution. Start by mixing one part trisodium phosphate (TSP) with four parts warm water in a bucket. Dip a mop into the solution and use it to scrub the stained area.

Rinse with clean water and repeat if necessary.

If neither of these methods work, you may need to try using an absorbent material such as kitty litter or sawdust to draw out any remaining grease or oil from the concrete floor. Spread the absorbent material over the stained area and let it sit for several hours before vacuuming it up.

Repeat this process until all traces of grease or oil are gone from the concrete floor.

Finally, rinse off any remaining residue with clean water and allow your concrete floor to dry completely before walking on it again. With these steps, you should be able to successfully remove grease or oil stains from your concrete floor without too much trouble!

How to remove rust stains from a concrete floor

Removing rust stains from a concrete floor can be a difficult task.

However, with the right tools and techniques, it is possible to restore the floor to its original condition. Here are some tips on how to remove rust stains from a concrete floor:

1. Start by using a stiff brush to scrub away any loose debris or dirt that may be stuck in the rust stain. This will help loosen up the stain and make it easier to remove.

2. Next, mix together equal parts of white vinegar and water in a bucket. Dip a cloth into the mixture and use it to scrub away at the rust stain. The acidity of the vinegar will help break down the rust and make it easier to remove.

3. If the stain is still present after scrubbing with vinegar, you can try using a commercial rust remover product such as Iron Out or CLR (Calcium Lime Rust). Follow the instructions on the product label for best results.

4. Once you have removed as much of the rust as possible, rinse off any remaining residue with clean water and allow it to dry completely before applying any sealant or paint to protect your concrete floor from future staining.

By following these steps, you should be able to successfully remove rust stains from your concrete floor without damaging it further. 

How to remove mildew stains from a concrete floor

Mildew stains on a concrete floor can be unsightly and difficult to remove. Fortunately, there are several methods that can be used to effectively remove mildew stains from a concrete floor.

The first step is to identify the source of the mildew.

If the mildew is caused by moisture, it is important to address the underlying issue before attempting to clean the stain. This may involve fixing any leaks or other sources of moisture in the area.

Once the source of the mildew has been identified and addressed, it is time to begin cleaning.

The most effective way to remove mildew stains from a concrete floor is with a mixture of bleach and water. Mix one part bleach with three parts water in a bucket and use a mop or sponge to apply it directly onto the stain. Allow it to sit for 10-15 minutes before scrubbing with a stiff brush or scrubbing pad.

Rinse thoroughly with clean water and allow it to dry completely before walking on it again.

For stubborn stains, you may need to use an acid-based cleaner such as muriatic acid or trisodium phosphate (TSP). These cleaners should be used sparingly as they can damage concrete if not used correctly.

Always wear protective gear such as gloves, goggles, and long sleeves when using these products and follow all safety instructions on the label carefully.

Finally, you may want to consider sealing your concrete floor after cleaning it in order to prevent future mildew growth. There are several sealants available that can help protect your floor from moisture and make it easier to clean in the future.

Final thoughts

In this post, we looked at the amazingly simple way of cleaning concrete floors with vinegar.

Many cleaning products can strip the wax you put on your floor. Many may also compromise the sealer that was put on after the stain.  Vinegar, an incredibly versatile product, makes a great all-natural way to keep your stained concrete floors looking great.

If you want a budget-friendly, natural, organic, non-toxic, and environment-friendly cleaning product for concrete floors, vinegar is undoubtedly the cleaner you need.

Of course, if we’re talking a concrete garage floor or stained concrete patios, consider renting or buying a pressure washer you can use in conjunction with your garden hose. For (hopefully) obvious reasons, a power washer would not be a good choice for indoor concrete floors.


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Foggy Window Repair (Fix Fogged Glass in Double Pane Windows)

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In an older home, it’s not uncommon to see condensation in between the 2 panes of glass on some of the windows. New windows are expensive, so I wondered if it was possible to DIY double pane foggy window repair.

Double pane foggy window repair can be done by drilling 2 small holes on the outside pane of glass. As the sun hits the window, the trapped moisture & condensation get released. Then glue small plastic tubes in the holes to prevent further moisture from getting into the window. 

But that’s just a quick rundown of the process. So in this post, we’re diving in deep into glass window leaks and repairs.

We’ll examine the causes, preventative measures, and finally how to fix them. So if you have ever wondered can double pane windows be resealed? Read on.

Specifically, we’re going to go step-by-step on how to do double pane foggy window repair.

That way you can learn about defogging double pane windows and save yourself considerably on avoiding replacing those leaky windows.

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Can foggy double pane windows be repaired?

Foggy double pane windows can be repaired. It requires drilling 2 small holes which will allow the trapped moisture to evaporate during the heat of the day. Then once the fog clears, the holes get plugged.

Don’t worry. The step-by-step is down below.

You can, of course, get new windows which could be upwards of $1000 or more. Or you can find a repair company that can replace the double pane glass unit as a whole.

But trying to repair it yourself first is the best option if you’re on a budget.

You see, the way double pane windows work is with 2 panes of glass that are sealed. When that seal fails, that’s when condensation gets in. So some repair companies will simply slide the 2 pieces of sealed glass into your existing window frame.

Trouble is, that’s almost as expensive as a new window.

Particularly in humid areas where the climate changes are quite extreme, wooden window frames are usually to blame.

When too much moisture builds up in the wooden frames, the wood begins to rot, in time causing the window’s seal to fail. By the time fogginess has appeared between the panes of glass, this indicates that the window’s seal has been compromised, which lets moisture seep inside.

If rotted wood is the problem check out just how easy it is to Replace Rotten Wood on a Window (click to read my detailed article).

Once the seal is damaged on your thermal windows, it cannot be re-sealed. Usually at this point, replacing the windows is advisable, but it is very costly.

However, there is a chance you can do double pane window fogging repair by fixing it yourself. There is a chance you may crack the glass, in which case you’ll have to call a pro.

But there’s a chance you can fix it yourself and you could save a lot of money!

How do double pane windows work?

The way that double-pane windows, also known as thermal windows (or insulated glass unit or I.G.U.s) work is by providing an additional layer of insulation.

This additional level of insulation helps your home to maintain a consistent temperature by minimizing loss of energy and transfer of heat between the exterior and interior environment.

You’re probably going to find that, like most modern thermal-pane windows, your windows have two seals.

The inner seal is there to ward off excess moisture and prevent corrosion, and the outer seal enhances the durability of your window.

These seals will be holding a spacer in place, which is generally a tube that contains water-absorbent solutions.

How to remove haze from double pane windows

Haze trapped inside double-pane windows can be removed by utilizing a dehumidifier next to the window. Then drill 2 small holes on the outside of the window to allow the moisture to escape. Once clear, plug the holes and re-seal the broken seal that allowed the moisture in to begin with.

Double pane windows work by having 2 pieces of glass with space in between that is airtight thanks to window seals. That means, in theory, no moisture, dirt, etc can get in-between the pieces of glass.

Of course, all of us have seen, and probably had windows that looked foggy, hazy, or had condensation inside of the window; in between the 2 glass panes.

It’s frustrating of course, as you know you could clean it if you could just get between the 2 panes.

So what’s the solution if you don’t want to replace your windows or try the somewhat risky procedure I outline below?

That haze is trapped moisture. Most likely there is a big temperature difference between the inside of the house and the outside. That’s in addition to their being a break in the window’s seal somewhere.

Here are the specific steps you can take on how to remove haze from double pane windows:

  1. Use a dehumidifier placed next to the window on the inside of the house. This will slowly remove the excess moisture from in-between the 2 panes of glass.
  2. If the break in the window’s seal is obvious, and the window is now clean, you can simply fix the seal. Weatherproof silicone caulk is a great and inexpensive option for plugging the hole in the seal
  3. If you cannot see an obvious break in the seal, you can simply repeat the process with the dehumidifier as needed. Most likely you’ll notice it come back during extreme weather.
  4. If the window is actually dirty or streaked in-between the glass you’ll have to drill a hole in the window. Assuming you have a modern vinyl window, the bottom is the least conspicuous place to drill. Anytime you drill into a window, you run the risk of breaking the glass or damaging the window. But if you’re at this point, you’re simply trying to avoid replacing a window. So you don’t have much to lose as the alternative is replacing it.

Drill a hole small enough to fit between the 2 panes of glass. But large enough to insert a long pipe cleaner or other long, thin object that you push into the hole with fabric on the end. A coathanger works great.

Insert it in and wipe around until you remove the moisture.

You’ll want to seal the hole you drilled with silicone. But if there’s any trace of moisture, use a dehumidifier first to dry it out. Otherwise, you’ll trap the moisture in there.

Can you clean inside double pane windows?

To clean the inside between 2 panes of glass in a double-pane window, drill a small hole in the top or bottom of the window directly in between the panes. Then use a long pipe cleaner or coathanger wrapped in a thin layer of fabric and insert it into the hole to clean it.

So, the short answer is yes. But it’s not an easy thing to do.

Double pane windows are designed to work with 2 pieces of glass with an airtight seal between them. As long as that seal remains unbroken, you should never see dirt, moisture, or haze in between the 2 panes of glass.

If you do, that means the seal is broken somewhere, which is a common problem.

If the break in the seal is obvious, that’s good news. That means you can clean in between the glass and then fix the seal and the window should be as good as new.

If you can’t find where the seal is broken, then even if you clean in between the panes, it will eventually get dirty or hazy again later. So at that point, your choice is to either live with it or replace the window.

I detailed this in the above paragraph, but here’s how to clean inside double pane windows:

  1. Drill a small hole on the bottom of the window centered in between the 2 panes of glass
  2. Use a pipe cleaner or coathanger wrapped in a thin layer of fabric and insert into the hole
  3. Move the object around to clean the area that is dirty
  4. Once clean determine if there is still moisture remaining
  5. If yes, use a dehumidifier to remove the moisture
  6. But if there isn’t moisture, or after the moisture is gone, use silicone caulk to plug the hole you drilled
  7. If you can figure out where the original break in the seal is, use the caulk to fix that too

Why are my double pane windows cloudy?

Double pane windows get cloudy or foggy when the seal around the glass breaks or gets broken. A broken seal allows moisture to get in between the panes of glass and then depending on the outside temperature and humidity, the fogging can get worse over time.

On the whole, IGUs (insulated glass units) work really well.

They are able to withstand all sorts of weather, from freezing climates to sweltering heat and blustering winds. Because there are two seals, one can carry the weight of the other for a while, should one of these seals break or fail.

But, inevitably, the other seal will buckle under the pressure and will begin to deteriorate as well.

When that happens you’ll begin to see condensation inside your double pane windows. You may also experience heat loss as the warm air moves out and the moist air moves in.

If there is inadequate drainage, water starts to collect and spread, further damaging the seals and even jamming or rotting the frame (if it’s wooden).

Your windows also face constant direct exposure to the outer elements, particularly sunlight.

Temperature fluctuations cause the glass to continuously expand and contract. Over time, this warps the shape of the glass, causing it to fit improperly in its frame.

As the glass and the frame weaken over time, more air and moisture is able to seep in between the panes of glass, causing the build-up of moisture which you see in the form of condensation on your thermal panes.

How do you fix condensation on the inside of the windows?

To fix condensation on the inside of windows:

  1. Drill two tiny holes, on the lower side of the outer pane of glass.
  2. Allow time for the condensation to escape (how long depends on humidity, moisture, and temperature) – 2 weeks to 2 months
  3. Fill the holes with 1″ of clear plastic tubing
  4. Use caulk or glue to glue the tubing in place
  5. When the caulk or glue is dry, snip the excess tubing so the tub is flush with the window
  6. The cooler the temperature, the quicker you should see results as running your AC can create humidity and slow the process

Remember, you should only attempt defogging double pane windows if you are prepared to have the window replaced, this is not guaranteed.

Don’t pick a day to work on that is either very sunny or extremely cold. The additional strain on the glass could result in its shattering.

Also, remember safety; wear gloves and safety goggles as the glass could break.

How it works:

What happens is, when sunshine hits the window, the outer glass will warm-up, absorbing condensation inside double pane windows which is trapped.

Due to the fact that hot air is expanding, it should move toward and through these holes.

As it starts to cool down at night time, the cool air seeping in will be drier. In many cases, this procedure will gradually clear all of the moisture out of the window.

Want some tips on drilling holes in glass? Check out this video.

How to plug the holes you drilled (once the moisture is out)

First of all, whatever caused the condensation inside double pane windows in the first place has not been addressed. Most likely this is a broken window seal. So, new moisture can still creep in from the source.

So if you have rotting wooden window frames make sure to repair those too. Even replacing the entire window frame will still be cheaper than replacing the whole window.

Secondly, if rainwater gets into your new holes, then your window will end up worse than when you started. Bugs can also get into these tiny holes as well.

If you live in a climate that sees hot and humid summers, then you may want to consider performing your double pane foggy window repair during winter.

Otherwise, when you run the air conditioning, you may find the process working backward and that your windows fill up with water.

So once the condensation is cleared out, we need to fill the holes.

Place an inch of plastic tubing into the holes, which you can glue into place using clear silicone or caulk. The tubing should be the same size as the hole you drilled. Once the caulk is dry, just snip any excess tubing and caulk off of the repair spot.

Depending on the climate, the process can take anywhere from 2 weeks to 3 months to take effect.

The colder the temperature, the quicker you should see results.

If you would rather consider professional window security film to both cover the foggy windows but also provide benefits like UV protection, security from prying eyes, and reduced energy bills, check out one of my newer posts about whether or not Security Film is Worth It (click to read now on my site).

Can double pane windows be resealed?

Double pane windows can and should be resealed to prevent future moisture from creeping in, but only after removing the condensation inside first. First, remove the section of the old or worn gasket and then use silicone caulk to reseal the window.

IGUs have an added layer of protection from the weather that keeps your home more energy-efficient. As we mentioned above, 2 panes of glass are held in place with rubber gaskets, and gas is inserted between the panes.

As the gasket is exposed to rain and temperature extremes, the rubber can begin to fall apart. This allows excess moisture to sneak in between the two panes of glass.

So while you can follow the steps above to remove the condensation inside double pane windows, you will then possibly need to replace the gasket to keep the window in good shape.

After all, you don’t want to go through the steps of double pane window fogging repair only to have to do it again 6 months later!

If you are super handy, you can actually remove the old gasket, get new ones from a glass shop and install the new ones.

However, ultimately since we are DIYing this and not adding gas back in between the panes like a pro could, caulking is a much simpler solution.

Thus, run a small bead of clear caulk around the entire edge of the glass on both sides. Once dry, you can scrape off any excess with a razor blade.

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How much does it cost to fix a double pane window?

Factoring in glass, labor, caulking, and repairing any damage to the window frame, a DIY window repair will range from $50 to $100 per window. A professional repair will be between $250-300 per window.

If your best DIY efforts fail and you need to call a pro, here’s what to expect.

Just replacing the glass? Glass repair companies, on average, charge about $3.00 per square foot of regular single pane glass. To fix a double pane window (which as we mentioned above contains gas in between the panes of glass) you’re looking at paying between $250-$300 per window.

Does home insurance cover foggy windows?

Most homeowners’ insurance policies do not cover foggy double pane windows. These policies are designed to cover damage to the home which could lower the value of the home or create a hazard.

Foggy double pane windows are just a nuisance. They are irritating, but they don’t present a danger to anyone. They also don’t significantly impact property values.

Also, if you consider that most of us have deductibles on our homeowner’s insurance of $2,000 or higher unless you needed to replace a bunch of windows, it probably wouldn’t be worth it for 1 or 2 windows.

So, unfortunately, don’t plan on filing a claim with your homeowner’s insurance.

If you recently bought a home and it came with a warranty like those offered by American Home Shield, those also do not typically cover things like foggy windows.

Why do double-pane window seals break?

Double-pane windows are a great way to save energy and money, but unfortunately, their seals can break over time. This can lead to fogging, condensation, and other issues that can make the windows less effective. So why do double-pane window seals break?

The most common cause of broken double-pane window seals is age.

Over time, the sealant used to keep the two panes of glass together can degrade and become brittle. This can cause the seal to crack or break, allowing air and moisture to enter between the panes of glass.

Another reason for broken double-pane window seals is improper installation.

If the sealant isn’t applied correctly or if there are gaps in the sealant, it can lead to air and moisture entering between the panes of glass. This can cause condensation and fogging on the inside of the window, which will eventually lead to a broken seal.

Finally, extreme temperature changes can also cause double-pane window seals to break.

When temperatures fluctuate rapidly from hot to cold or vice versa, it causes stress on the sealant which can eventually lead to cracking or breaking of the seal. This is especially true in areas with extreme weather conditions such as deserts or mountains where temperatures fluctuate drastically throughout the day.

In conclusion, double-pane window seals can break due to age, improper installation, and extreme temperature changes.

To prevent this from happening, it’s important to make sure that your windows are installed correctly and that you check them regularly for signs of wear and tear.

Additionally, if you live in an area with extreme weather conditions it’s important to take extra precautions such as using insulated curtains or blinds in order to reduce temperature fluctuations inside your home.

Are dual pane windows the same as double pane windows?

Dual-pane windows and double-paned windows are often used interchangeably, but they are not the same.

Dual pane windows are two panes of glass that are separated by a spacer. The spacer is filled with a desiccant material to absorb any moisture that may be present in the air between the two panes. Double pane windows, on the other hand, have two panes of glass that are separated by an air space.

This air space is filled with an inert gas such as argon or krypton to reduce heat transfer and improve insulation.

Dual pane windows offer superior insulation compared to single pane windows, as they reduce heat transfer and keep your home cooler in summer and warmer in winter.

They also help reduce noise from outside sources, making them ideal for homes located near busy roads or airports. Additionally, dual pane windows can help reduce condensation on the inside of your windowpanes due to their desiccant material which absorbs moisture from the air between the two panes.

Double pane windows offer similar benefits to dual pane windows but with improved insulation due to their inert gas filling.

The inert gas helps reduce heat transfer even further than dual pane windows, making them more energy efficient and helping you save money on your energy bills over time. Double pane windows also provide better soundproofing than dual pane windows due to their thicker air space between the two panes of glass.

Overall, both dual and double pane windows offer great benefits when it comes to insulation and soundproofing for your home.

However, double pane windows provide superior insulation due to their inert gas filling which helps reduce heat transfer even further than dual pane windows do. Therefore, if you’re looking for maximum energy efficiency and soundproofing for your home then double pane windows may be the best option for you.

Final

In this post, we walked through identifying the underlying causes that led to the condensation inside double pane windows.

We also looked at the steps that anyone can take to DIY defogging double pane windows. He also pointed out the risks involved and when to admit it’s time to hire a professional.

But most importantly we learned how to get condensation out of windows, and you now know that double pane window fogging repair is possible to do ourselves!

If you have condensation inside double pane windows have you tried fixing them?

Before fixing those windows fogging up in the house, make sure you have all the proper tools.

For DIYers, check out my Recommended Tools page (click to see on my site). I know my page will save you both time and money, and I only list the best of the best either what I personally own or have used, or the top reviewed items on Amazon.

I also list the best, and oftentimes, that’s NOT the most expensive item too.


About the co-author of this post.

Alex works for Apex Window Werks which is a home window repair & replacement company which also specializes in foggy window repair. They provide their services in the following states: Illinois, Wisconsin, New York, Colorado, and Ohio. Feel free to visit their website for more details. Follow them on Twitter or Facebook for more great tips!


Of course, because of the society we live in, I have to add the disclaimer that by allowing this post, I am not necessarily endorsing the steps outlined in the post nor do I offer any guarantees of the suggested work. The opinions expressed belong solely to Alex and Apex Window Werks. If you have questions, feel free to comment and I’ll do my best to answer, but you may also wish to contact Alex directly at alex@apexwindowwerks.com.


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23 Safest Places to Live in Mexico (Best Cities for 2024)

I won’t lie. Every time I used to visit Mexico, I would dream of living there. But let’s also be honest, there are a lot of safety concerns about Mexico. So what are the safest places to live in Mexico?

  1. San Miguel de Allende
  2. Puerto Vallarta
  3. Playa del Carmen (and the whole Riviera Maya)
  4. Tulum
  5. Ensenada (Baja California)
  6. Mérida
  7. Mexico City

But those are just a few of the top picks.

So in this article, we’ll explore all of those and more in great detail. After all, with how easy it is to qualify for residency in Mexico, more and more digital nomads, moving to other countries is becoming more and more common, whether that’s from the United States, Latin America, or elsewhere.

We’ll also take a look at the places where most Ex-pats live and what cities in Mexico have the lowest crime rate and cartel issues. And does Mexico City make the cut?

Let’s dive in and explore all 23 of my picks for the safest places in Mexico:

San Miguel de Allende

1. San Miguel de Allende

My mom used to basically live here in the summers when she was a tad younger.

That tells me this is a safe place as she and her late husband Frank didn’t know a lick of Spanish, were fairly well off, and couldn’t have defended themselves against anything.

But you’ve likely heard of San Miguel already. It’s one of the best-known Mexican cities for North Americans.

Great for wine, artists, fantastic restaurants, museums, open-air markets, food carts, and a big dose of not only Mexican and Spanish culture but a melting pot for a lot of cultures.

2. Puerto Vallarta

I love Puerto Vallarta!

There’s so much to do, and it’s easy to get everywhere on foot. And a visit to El Reppollo Rojo (the Red Cabbage Cafe) is a must if you go. For now, I’ll just have to settle for the cookbook I bought there years ago.

It’s a tourist town, of course, but as long as you live somewhere down the road from the hotel zone, you’ll still get plenty of authentic Mexican culture, food, and entertainment.

I’ve walked the streets at night there many times and never felt unsafe. Don’t forget to grab a mojito from La Bodeguita del Medio, the place that invented it.

3. Tulum

Part of the Riviera Maya that also includes Playa Del Carmen and Cancún, Tulum is known for both beautiful beaches and Mayan ruins. And the pyramid at Chichen Itzá isn’t too far away either.

While overall very safe, it has seen an uptick in crime in recent years, much of which is tied to the drug cartels.

But most residents don’t find themselves crime victims. Petty crime is probably the most common issue. But if you’re living there, you’ll quickly learn what areas to avoid.

4. Sayulita

About an hour north of Puerto Vallarta lies this small town. It’s a beach town but it’s one of the best places and safest places in the area. It’s been a long time since I was there, but I loved every minute of my time there.

This is one of the very best places in Mexico to move to or retire in.

But it’s not just for older folks. It’s very family-friendly too with well-lit streets and a police force committed to keeping the town safe.

Playa Del Carmen

5. Playa Del Carmen

Generally speaking, the state of Quintana Roo (where Playa Del Carmen is) is the safest of the Mexican states.

Now Playa Del Carmen is a big tourist area and resort town, and sometimes that does attract petty theft like pickpocketing. There is probably some cartel activity here, but it’s not typically directed at tourists, and even if you’re now living there, many will still see you as a tourist.

Very little violent crime, and a beautiful Caribbean shoreline to top it off.

6. Ensenada

Ensenada is part of the Baja California Peninsula.

Of all the types of crime that could happen, the biggest risk here is auto theft. So if you’re moving here, make sure and have a garage or automatic gate to your home. And get full coverage on your auto insurance.

But all other types of crime are quite low here.

The plusses of living in Baja California Sur include being a port city but also surrounded by mountains. And there’s also nearby Guadalupe Island. It’s also a UNESCO world heritage site as well.

7. Mérida

Mérida is the capital and largest city in the state of Yucatán. It gets hot here too, with an average high of between 90-100° F all year.

In terms of safety, Mérida actually has the honor of being considered the safest city in Mexico.

And even still, the safest area in Mérida is Paseo de Montejo. Mérida is flat topographically speaking as it’s not on the coast or in the mountains. But the good news is the nearest beach is only about 40 minutes away.

8. Huatulco

Piggybacking on my previous listing, Huatulco just might be the 2nd safest city in Mexico.

Pickpocketing tourists is probably the biggest safety concern here. Violent crime is incredibly rare here. Take a look at this chart showing the relative safety index for Huatulco and some other well-known cities in Mexico.

The higher the number, the safer the city!

City Safety Index
Huatulco 85
Playa del Carmen 69
Cabo San Lucas 68
Acapulco 63
Cancún 71

Beyond safety, you’ll enjoy hidden beaches, coffee plantations, and tons of waterfalls.

9. Cancún

Truth be told, I’ve only been to Cancún once and didn’t care for it. Kind of Vegas on the sea.

But I was also mostly in the hotel zone. I did set off on foot one day to explore the non-tourist part of town, but given Cancún is kind of shaped like the number 7, it takes a while to walk around. It’s one of a few resort towns in the area.

One of the best things on my trip was renting a car and driving to Chichén Itzá and climbing the giant pyramid (which I don’t think they let you do anymore.

In terms of safety, it is relatively safe here as like with other tourist areas, the government goes to great lengths to crack down on crime.

Pickpocketing is probably the most common type of crime.

San Cristóbal de las Casas

10. San Cristóbal de las Casas

San Cristobal de las Casas is one of the most landlocked cities on our list as many are beach towns.

San Cristobal, by comparison, is largely in the mountains in Chiapas. Baroque and colonial architecture abound, and the Cathedral of San Cristóbal Mártir was built over 400 years ago!

Also a very safe city, and drug violence virtually never happens here.

11. Valladolid

Another city in the state of Yucatán.

My favorite Mexican dish, cochinita pibil, comes from this area. It’s relatively hot, with an average high of about 90° F all year.

In terms of safety, most forms of crime rarely happen here and the most common issue is pickpocketing. But it’s still safe not only for tourists and residents but for families or solo females too.

Chichén Itzá is only 45 minutes away!

12. Puerto Escondido

A nice little small town in Oaxaca that is known for surfing.

As with Huatulco and Mérida I mentioned above, Puerto Escondido is also one of the safest cities in all of Mexico. And then the safest areas are:

  • Zicatela
  • La Punta de Zicatela
  • Rinconada
  • Bacocho

But safety aside, you’ll enjoy the beaches, sunsets, and active nightlife here. But there’s also plenty of yoga, surfing, scuba diving, and snorkeling.

13. Guanajuato

Another town that is nowhere near the beach.

Guanajuato is mountainous with a lot of narrow winding streets (many that cars can’t fit down). This is not the place to move to with an SUV!

More temperate than coastal areas, Guanajuato has highs that range between 70° – 90° F throughout the year.

In terms of safety, it’s difficult to get statistics as Guanajuato is both a city, but also the state that city is in. Guanajuato state does have some very dangerous parts with a lot of drug cartel action and gang violence.

Unlike most other cities on my list, I would not recommend Guanajuato for families or solo females. But for the savvy retiree, it can be a beautiful spot to move to.

14. Campeche

Close to Mérida and basically due south of New Orleans in the Gulf of Mexico lies this little coastal town.

Lots of baroque colonial architecture but lots of Mayan structures too. Brick-lined streets and ornate trolly cars just add to the old-world charm.

Another UNESCO World Heritage site and like a few other cities I’ve mentioned is literally one of the safest cities in Mexico. Pickpocketing in tourist areas is not uncommon, and there are also occasional reports of carjackings late at night in the outer parts of the city.

oaxaca city Mexico

15. Oaxaca City

Oaxaca is the capital city in the state of Oaxaca.

Don’t expect frequent visits to the beach here; it’s over 6 hours away. What you will find, however, are historic ruins that date to 300 BC, beautiful and colorful Baroque architecture, and you’ll be surrounded by mountains. The nearby Hierve el Agua hot springs are breathtaking too.

In terms of safety, while the state of Oaxaca is one of the poorest in Mexico, there is less disparity in Oaxaca City itself. And when there is less disparity of income, that typically means less crime.

Overall the crime rate here is very low and the low cost of living (the best in much of Mexico) helps keep it that way.

16. La Paz

La Paz is the capital of the state of Baja California Sur. As the name implies, it is located on the Baja California Peninsula. But don’t think about day trips to San Diego from here.

La Paz is WAY down the peninsula.

In fact, just to drive to Ensenada (on the list above), would take you 19 hours, and then it’s still a short drive to the border crossing from there.

Here you’ve got beaches, nightlife, seafood, coffee shops, amazing sunsets, a huge artist community, and the amazing 19th-century Nuestra Señora de La Paz Cathedral.

La Paz also has a large community of digital nomads.

Overall, La Paz, like much of the Baja Peninsula, is very safe, and petty theft and pickpocketing in the touristy spots are about the only real concern for most who live here.

17. Todos Santos

Even further down the Baja Peninsula from La Paz lies Todos Santos.

But unlike La Paz, which lies on the interior on the Gulf of California, Todos Santos faces the Pacific ocean.  Art galleries, tons of street vendors, and museums abound here as do beautiful beaches that are great for surfing.

More a village than a bustling city, lots of ex-pats live here with a big emphasis on being environmentally conscious.

For safety, being close to the big tourist destinations of Cabo San Lucas and San José del Cabo, you don’t see much crime here. And in general, Tijuana excepted, the Baja Peninsula is generally one of the safer places in all of Mexico.

But the other unique thing about this part of Baja is just that it’s so isolated with the ocean on either side.

It takes a while to get to and there’s not an easy way to get back, so gang and cartel activity are pretty minimal if it even exists here at all.

cabo san lucas

18. Cabo San Lucas

The furthest point of the Baja Peninsula just a bit further from Todos Santos lies Cabo San Lucas.

Everyone has heard of Cabo San Lucas (sometimes just called Cabo) and its nearby sister city San José del Cabo.  They are likely the best-known tourist towns in the state of Baja California Sur. Collectively, they get called Los Cabos.

But Cabo is really unlike the rest of the Baja Peninsula.

Yes, like other places on the list it has great beaches like Playa El Médano. But it’s also a bustling resort town with tons of restaurants and a place where a number of celebrities have 2nd homes here or come here with great regularity.

Those celebs include:

  • Drew Barrymore
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Justin Timberlake
  • George Clooney
  • Jessica Alba
  • Oprah Winfrey

Compared to the other cities I’ve listed along the Baja Peninsula, Cabo San Lucas has slightly more crime. But it’s still very safe overall for a city in Mexico.

Pickpocketing happens a lot here and the other crime that is common is where someone calls you pretending to be a relative in trouble who needs money.

Take a look at this chart showing the relative safety index for Cabo and some other well-known cities in Mexico.

The higher the number, the safer the city!

City Safety Index
Huatulco 85
Playa del Carmen 69
Cabo San Lucas 68
Acapulco 63
Cancún 71

19. Lake Chapala

Now this town is safe, but it’s worth pointing out that Guadalajara is only 45 minutes away. And while Guadalajara is definitely changing and becoming more of a tech town (think Silicone Valley of the south), it’s still not terribly safe.

I had a 9 millimeter pulled on me once just for trying to change lanes while driving. But that was also several years ago.

But Lake Chapala is very safe in and unto itself and has a large ex-pat community.

20. Querétaro City

Everyone in the United States has heard of San Miguel de Allende. But you may not have heard of this gem located just 40 miles away.

One of the strongest economies in Mexico for the past few decades has led to many moving here from all over. But there are also a lot of international employers here in the tech, financial, and aerospace industries.

Like a few other places I’ve mentioned, Querétaro City is extremely safe for both locals and tourists. And Querétaro City has the lowest rate of drug cartel-related deaths in all of Mexico.

Vandalism is one of the top crimes here.

Bacalar Mexico

21. Bacalar

4 hours south of Cancún lies this gem, also in Quintana Roo.

Right near the border of Belize, this is a tropical paradise. The town basically sits on the Lagoon of Seven Colors which features stunning turquoise waters.

Bacalar is very safe, and far enough away from Cancun and Playa Del Carmen to avoid some of the touristy petty theft that can happen in big tourist towns.

Ironically the biggest threat to Bacalar comes from the rapid growth due to its inherent beauty.

Much of the area is somewhat fragile ecologically speaking. And the large influx of both tourists and ex-pats has created some challenges in keeping trash out of the lagoon.

22. Mazatlán

About 6 hours north of Puerto Vallarta lies Mazatlán.

Like its sister city to the south, it is a beach resort town with a bustling malecón (boardwalk). You’ll find an active life living here with tons of nightlife and restaurants.

Now technically, the US does currently have a “do not travel” travel advisory for Mazatlán.

But that’s largely due to issues outside the city. Do exercise caution if moving to the city just as you would if moving to a big city in the US like New York.

The Golden zone, Old Town, and the Malecon are considered the safest areas. Lots of ex-pats and families live here, and most love their life here and never have an incident.

23. Mexico City

The surprising truth is that Mexico City is relatively safe.

Sure it’s a BIG city and tourist destination, and there are some dangerous places in Mexico City. But really, it’s not going to be any more dangerous than any large city in the US.

And again, drug cartels, which are responsible for a fair amount of violence, don’t want to kill the tourism industry. So they tend to commit fewer crimes in cities like Mexico City that are big tourist destinations.

Frequently Asked Questions

Now that you’ve seen the list of safest places in Mexico, popular tourist destinations, and beautiful beaches, it’s time to answer some additional questions you’re likely asking yourself (or should be).

Where is the cheapest and safest place to live in Mexico?

Mazatlán has a lower cost of living compared to many cities in Mexico, and yet remains one of the safest cities in Mexico to live in. But Bacalar is also very inexpensive and safer.

Mazatlán is a resort town along the Pacific coast in the state of Sinaloa.

By comparison, Bacalar is in Quintana Roo, and, in fact, is the largest city in Quintana Roo. In many cases, tourist towns tend to be safe since the cartels and other criminal organizations don’t want to mess with the tourism dollars that flood their country.

But sometimes the opposite is true.

With Bacalar, because it’s NOT a tourist destination, it also tends to be extremely safe. It also features the Lake of Seven Colors which is a giant lagoon that goes on for over 25 miles.

What is the safest expat community in Mexico?

The safest ex-pat community in Mexico is San Miguel de Allende in the state of Guanajuato. But Lake Chapala near Guadalajara is also very safe with a large ex-pat community.

Beyond those 2 cities, Todos Santos down the Baja Peninsula near La Paz is also a great choice for ex-pats looking for a great and safe place to live.

What city in Mexico has the lowest crime rates?

Some of the larger cities in Mexico with unusually low crime rates are Mérida, Campeche, Puerto Escondido, and Huatulco.

But in truth, it’s a lot harder to find data on safe cities in Mexico compared to unsafe ones with high crime rates.

Tijuana, not surprisingly, is the least safe city in all of Mexico, with a high murder rate. But here’s a handy list of several well-known Mexican cities and parts of Mexico you may want to avoid, and the homicide rate.

City Homicides per 100K Average Annual Homicides
Tijuana 138 2600
Acapulco 111 100
Ciudad Juarez 86 1200
Ciudad Victoria 86 300
Cancun 64 550
Culiacán 61 600
Uruapan 55 200
Ciudad Obredón 52 200
Ensenada 47 250
Celaya 47 250
Chihuahua 38 350

Where do most foreigners live in Mexico?

Most foreigners who move to Mexico live in Lake Chapala in the state of Jalisco, Ensenada in Baja California, Mérida in the Yucatan peninsula, and the Riviera Maya in Quintana Roo.

Baja, of course, provides the easiest access to the US as it’s fairly close to San Diego.

But it’s got beautiful beaches and is a popular tourist destination too. The low crime rate makes it a great place to live or visit.

What part of Mexico is safe from cartels?

Typically the safest areas in Mexico in terms of cartel violence are the most touristy areas such as Cancún, Playa Del Carmen, Puerto Vallarta, and San Miguel de Allende. This is because Mexico relies heavily on tourism dollars and the cartel doesn’t want to lose that.

In general, some of the worst areas in Mexico in terms of cartel violence include pretty much the whole state of Sinaloa, but also Uruapan, the second-largest city in the state of Michoacan.

Can an American move to Mexico?

Americans can move to Mexico easily. With a visitor’s visa, Americans can stay in Mexico for up to 6 months. However, that is the maximum time, and the officer in charge could mandate less time. They then leave the country and re-enter. Long-term options include temporary and permanent residency.

It used to be that visitors automatically got 6 months and then could just hop across the border for a couple of days and then get another 6 months.

But the events of 2020 tightened those limitations.

Now, there’s no guarantee they will grant you 6 months, and many find they only get 40 days. The options for temporary or permanent residency also can allow for work permits.

That, of course, isn’t really needed for retirees or digital nomads.

Check out this page (not affiliated with me) for more info on temporary and permanent residency in Mexico – https://immigrationtomexico.mx/pros-cons-temporary-or-permanent-residency-in-mexico/

guadalajara

What are the problems of living in Mexico?

The biggest issues facing those who move to Mexico include:

  1. Crime
  2. Government corruption (sometimes having to bribe police officers)
  3. Time-consuming government red tape (permits, visas, opening bank accounts)
  4. Pollution in big cities
  5. Bad traffic in big cities
  6. Not being able to drink the tap water
  7. Internet can be expensive (despite the overall low cost of living)
  8. A big disparity in income of the natives (and a very classist system)
  9. A complicated system for foreigners to buy land located near the beach or national parks (a bank trust is needed). But the old rules about foreigners not being able to buy property directly largely went away in 1993.

How much money do you need to live comfortably in Mexico?

On average a couple moving to Mexico can live comfortably on $2,000 per month due to the low cost of living in Mexico. Expect expenses in Mexico to be roughly 50% lower than the average in the United States.

Mexico Taxes

Living in Mexico does mean paying income tax. If you buy a home you’ll also pay property tax (thankfully quite low). Then there is the V.A.T. sales tax which is 16% in most of the country on most purchases.

Bear in mind that unless you actually become a Mexican citizen, you’ll also likely still be required to pay income tax in your home country too.

Is Mexico City safe to live in?

Mexico City is a large and vibrant city, and like any large city, it has its own unique set of safety concerns. However, with the right precautions, Mexico City can be a safe place to live.

The first step to staying safe in Mexico City is to be aware of your surroundings. It’s important to know which areas are safe and which ones are not. Avoid walking alone at night in unfamiliar areas, and if you do find yourself in an unfamiliar area, stay alert and trust your instincts.

It’s also important to be aware of the local laws and customs. Mexico City has a reputation for being a bit more relaxed than other cities when it comes to laws and customs, but it’s still important to follow the rules. Be sure to research the local laws before you travel so that you don’t get into any trouble while you’re there.

In terms of crime, Mexico City is generally considered safe compared to other cities in Latin America. The city has taken steps to reduce crime by increasing police presence in certain areas and implementing programs such as “Ciudad Segura” (Safe City). This program focuses on reducing crime through increased surveillance and community involvement.

Overall, Mexico City can be a safe place to live if you take the necessary precautions.

Be aware of your surroundings, follow local laws and customs, and take advantage of programs such as “Ciudad Segura” for added security. With these measures in place, you can enjoy all that Mexico City has to offer without worrying about your safety.

What are the most popular areas in Mexico for expats?

Mexico is a popular destination for expats, with many choosing to move there for its vibrant culture, beautiful scenery, and friendly people. There are a variety of areas in Mexico that are popular among expats, each offering something unique.

The Yucatan Peninsula is one of the most popular areas for expats in Mexico.

It is home to some of the country’s most beautiful beaches and ancient Mayan ruins. The area also offers a variety of activities such as snorkeling, diving, and fishing. The cities of Cancun and Playa del Carmen are particularly popular among expats due to their vibrant nightlife and numerous restaurants and bars.

The Baja California peninsula is another popular area for expats in Mexico.

It is known for its stunning desert landscapes, world-class surfing spots, and whale watching opportunities. The cities of Tijuana and Ensenada are particularly attractive to expats due to their proximity to the US border and their lively nightlife scenes.

The colonial city of San Miguel de Allende is also a popular destination for expats in Mexico. This city has been designated as a UNESCO World Heritage Site due to its well-preserved colonial architecture and vibrant cultural scene.

Expats can enjoy exploring the city’s cobblestone streets, visiting its many art galleries, or taking part in one of the many festivals held throughout the year.

Finally, Mexico City is one of the most popular areas for expats in Mexico due to its large population and diverse culture. Expats can explore the city’s many museums, take part in its vibrant nightlife scene, or visit one of its numerous parks or plazas.

The city also offers a variety of international cuisines as well as excellent shopping opportunities.

Is Mexico safe for expats?

Mexico is a popular destination for expats, and it is generally considered safe. However, there are some areas that should be avoided.

The most important thing to remember when considering safety in Mexico is to research the area you plan to visit or live in. Some areas are safer than others, and it’s important to know which ones those are. For example, the state of Quintana Roo, which includes Cancun and Playa del Carmen, is generally considered safe for expats.

However, other parts of Mexico may not be as secure.

It’s also important to take precautions when traveling in Mexico. Avoid walking alone at night and keep your valuables out of sight. Be aware of your surroundings and trust your instincts if something doesn’t feel right. It’s also a good idea to register with your embassy or consulate so they can contact you in case of an emergency.

In addition to taking safety precautions while traveling in Mexico, it’s also important to be aware of the local laws and customs. Make sure you understand the laws regarding drugs and alcohol before engaging in any activities that could put you at risk of breaking them.

It’s also important to respect local customs and traditions while living in Mexico as a foreigner.

Overall, Mexico is generally considered safe for expats if they take the necessary precautions and research their destination before traveling there. By following these tips, expats can enjoy their time living in Mexico without worrying about their safety or breaking any laws or customs.

Final thoughts

So you want to move to Mexico?

I can’t blame you although Costa Rica also tops my list of places I would love to move to. But unlike CR, Mexico is a lot more varied; both good and bad.

So in this article, we explored the best (and some of the worst) places in Mexico to move to.

And we explored crime rates, common problems for US citizens living there (and European citizens too), as well as cartel issues, and how much money you need to live comfortably.

That way you can make an informed, and hopefully safe, choice!


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Should I Avoid Costa Rica During the Rainy Season?

My family and I love to visit Costa Rica. While I know it’s pretty temperate all year, I’ve wondered should I avoid Costa Rica during the rainy season?

No, Costa Rica is a great place to visit during the rainy season from May-November or any time of year. Most parts of the country do get some rain each day during the rainy season, but often only 1-2 hours in the late afternoon. The Caribbean side gets the least rain in September & October.

But there’s a lot more to get into about visiting Costa Rica and the rainy season.

So in this article, we’re exploring all there is to know about Costa Rican weather and travel. We’ll look at maps of the whole country and see how the rainy season changes across the country.

But we’ll also get into how the rain affects the roads, and how the rainy season affects my favorite Costa Rican state, Guanacaste.

Specifically, we’ll answer the question should I avoid Costa Rica during the rainy season?

Let’s get started!

Make sure to check out my Costa Rica Travel Resource List with links to everything you need!

When is the rainy season in Costa Rica?

The short answer is May through about mid-November.

This is also sometimes called the “green season” or Invierno. It’s also worth noting that it doesn’t apply to the Caribbean coast.

If you aren’t familiar (yet) with Costa Rica, it’s a long, thin strip of land in between Panama (to the south) and Nicaragua (to the north).

On the west side of the country is the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean is on the east.

While the average year-round temperature in Costa Rica is an amazing 79°, Costa Ricans do refer to the rainy season as winter. Of course, don’t go there expecting snow!

Costa Rica actually has dozens of microclimates.

While September and October are 2 of the rainiest months of the whole year in most of Costa Rica, they are the 2 sunniest months along the Caribbean coast.

The dry season, what Costa Ricans call summer, or Verano, is from mid-November to April. But because of the various microclimates in Costa Rica, we can’t just give 1 answer that applies to everywhere.

In Guanacaste, for instance (which happens to be my favorite state), the dry season lasts a lot longer than in many other parts of the country. I’m talking several weeks longer.

But as I mentioned above, on my trips to Costa Rica, even in the rainy season, the days typically start off sunny. When it does rain (and there are days when it doesn’t), the rain tends to sprinkle in the afternoon and evening.

Don’t expect torrential downpours that last for hours.

I mentioned the Caribbean coast tends to have different patterns than the rest of the country. Especially if you journey south of Limón, you tend to see rain all year; not just during Costa Rica’s rainy season.

Ironically though, as I also mentioned above, the whole Caribbean coast gets a lot less rain in September and October than anywhere else in the country.

So if you want to visit the Caribbean side, those 2 months are a great time to go!

Here is a guide to location, temps and rainfall during Costa Rica’s rainy season:

Area in Costa Rica Temperature ranges Average Monthly Rainfall
San José area Lows around 65°, highs around 75° About 14″ in Sept, 11″ other months, drops sharply in Nov
Central Valley mountains Lows around 60°, highs around 70° About 11″ in Sept, 9″ other months, drops sharply in Nov
Pacific Coast (Guanacaste and Nicoya) Lows around 70°, highs around 95° About 11″ in Sept, 9″ other months, drops sharply in Nov
South Pacific Coast (Jaco and Manuel Antonio, and the Osa Peninsula) Lows around 78°, highs around 85° About 11″ in Sept, 9″ other months, drops sharply in Nov
South Central Inland (San Isidro and San Gerardo de Dota) Lows around 65°, highs around 75° About 15″ in Sept, 11″ other months, drops sharply in Nov
Caribbean Coast (Tortuguero and Puerto Viejo) Lows around 78°, highs around 85° About 16″ in July & Dec, 11″ all other months throughout the year

What is the rainiest month in Costa Rica?

Right out of the gate, before I answer this question, let me just say that ANY time of year is a great time to visit most parts of Costa Rica.

And I’ve had a great time there during the rainy season. It also tends to be a lot cheaper if you go during the rainy season, so don’t be scared off.

That being said, September and October are the rainiest months in Costa Rica. 

Also know that if you’re hoping to visit Arenal Volcano or La Fortuna, there’s a risk of rain all year round. So don’t count on the season to predict when it will rain there.

While the rainforests and jungles get really rainy, as I mentioned above, I’ve had near-perfect beach days along the Pacific coast in Guanacaste. That’s especially true of my favorite beach town in Guanacaste, Tamarindo.

Yes, Tamarindo is very touristy. But then, even though I’ve visited Costa Rica 5 times, I am definitely a tourist. Tamarindo is a great little surf town though, tourists or not.

The plus of Tamarindo in the rainy season though, is the seasonal changes are less dramatic.

As I’ve mentioned above, while the Caribbean coast tends to be rainy all year, September and October are the least rainy, so those months are a great time to visit!

I’ve mentioned my family a few times, and in case you’re wondering, Costa Rica, is VERY kid-friendly. I have several blog posts about Costa Rica, but in that post linked above, I go into great detail about traveling to Costa Rica with kids.

I get into safety, disease concerns, and vaccine requirements. Just click the link to read it on my site.

Does it rain all day in Costa Rica during the rainy season?

No is the short answer. At least in most parts of Costa Rica.

Check out this handy annual rainfall map of the whole country to see the wettest parts.

Because of all the microclimates I mentioned above, location makes a huge difference with how much rain you can expect.

So yes, it might be raining in one part of the country, while other areas aren’t getting any rain at all.

That might seem crazy given how relatively small the country is. After all, Costa Rica is only 19,700 square miles (51,100 sq. km). Texas, in the United States, where I live, is a whopping 268,581 square miles. So just the state I live at in my country is 13 times larger than Costa Rica.

So yes, Costa Rica is fairly small.

But Texas doesn’t have all the different climates and elements that Costa Rica has. So as air currents move across mountains, it might bring pouring rain to that part. Yes, at the same time a beach town just a handful of kilometers away might be sunny and clear.

Where I live, they call these “scattered showers“. So if you’re used to that term, you have a good idea of what to expect in Costa Rica.

Now, of course, if you are visiting any part of Costa Rica during the rainy season, you should expect some rain no matter where you are.

But how much rain is the question? Let’s get into that more in the next section.

Does it rain a lot in Guanacaste Costa Rica?

No is the short answer.

In reality, no matter what part of Costa Rica you are in, especially on the Pacific coast in Guanacaste or central areas, you are likely to see a big downpour in the afternoon.

Of my 5 visits to Costa Rica, 2 have been in Guanacaste during the rainy season, and we had an awesome time!

Most days start off clear, sunny, and beautiful. Then by late morning, you might notice some clouds starting to form. The clouds might get closer and darker as afternoon approaches.

Then heavy rain or thunderstorms start by late afternoon or early evening.

Luckily, the storms usually only last an hour or two. And because the patterns are somewhat predictable each day, it’s fairly easy to plan around. And, of course, some days will see no rain at all, especially on the Pacific coast.

We often will head out, grab some breakfast, and head to the beach. Then we’ll eventually leave the beach, grab some lunch and maybe some groceries to make dinner later, and head back to the house.

By mid to late afternoon, we’re usually lounging in our house (we prefer to rent houses rather than stay at hotels). So the rains might come and we’ll just be chilling at the casa.

Depending on where we’re staying and the temperature, we might even have all the windows open to enjoy nature at its finest!

But generally, you can expect Guanacaste to be a bit warm and humid during the rainy season.

For the ultimate travel guide to Guanacaste Costa Rica, make sure and check out a recent article I have that covers Guanacaste from head to toe!

I update it frequently and cover everything you need to know from the best (and least-crowded) beaches to what wildlife to expect (and which animals you won’t see). And since you aren’t likely to see sloths or macaws in Guanacaste, I break down the best places to drive to where you can see those.

Just click the link to read it on my site.

Is the Costa Rica weather forecast reliable?

The short answer is no; like many other parts of the globe, such as where I live outside the Austin, Texas area, weather predictions in Costa Rica are, well, predictions.

Or guesses. Or hopes.

Predicting the weather in Costa Rica is a hard job. Costa Rica is located near the equator. But it is getting pounded on the left and right by 2 totally different oceans (the Pacific and the Caribbean).

Then you throw in jungles, rainforests, and volcanoes and you can see how weather predictions can get challenging.

On top of that, compared to a lot of the developed world, there isn’t a large system of weather equipment in Costa Rica.

Without a huge complex of radar towers, meteorologists in Costa Rica often view satellite images of the area to make their predictions.

But cloud cover changes quickly with all the elements in and around Costa Rica. This makes it a real challenge to keep up if you’re a meteorologist.

So use your phone’s weather app as a guide, not a be-all, end-all.

What is the best part of Costa Rica to visit during the rainy season?

This one is a no-brainer.

The dryest spots in September and October are along the Caribbean coast.

If you’re inland during those months, it may well rain for most of the day. But that just means it’s a great time to rent a car and drive to the Caribbean coast! September and October happen to be amazingly beautiful months along the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica.

Some of the best places to visit then include:

  • Tortuguero
  • Cahuita
  • Puerto Viejo

But even away from the Caribbean side, there are some great places to visit anytime during the rainy season.

Specifically, I’m talking about the Pacific coast in and around Guanacaste and the Nicoya Peninsula.

And yes, even in the rainy season, you are likely to see a lot of sunshine. When I have visited Costa Rica in the rainy season (along the Pacific coast), it did generally rain a little bit every day.

But I never saw it rain more than about an hour a day usually in the early afternoon; perfect for an afternoon siesta!

But part of the beauty of Costa Rica is that the country is so diverse in weather, climate, wildlife, and scenery. There’s always something different to see and a new adventure to be had.

So ANY time of year is a great time to go.

Costa Rica is also a top honeymoon and couples destination. So if you’re ready to leave the kids behind, or if you don’t have any in the first place, you’ll definitely want to check out my article on the best places for couples to stay in Costa Rica!

I only recommend the best of the best, and as things (and reviews) change, I update the article often too. One of the places was recently voted as the best honeymoon spot in the world by The Knot!

Just click the link to read it now on my site.

What are the benefits of visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season?

The biggest benefit you’ll see is in prices on lodging.

I’ve mentioned elsewhere in this post that my family and I typically rent a house rather than stay in a hotel. We most often have used Airbnb and FlipKey (a similar site owned by Trip Advisor). But VRBO works too.

As an example, booking the same house using FlipKey in the beach town of Playa Potrero (Pacific coast in Guanacaste), here are the price differences in booking either in late February compared to late July.

To be clear, I set my filters on both searches the following:

  • A price range of $90-$250 per night
  • 2 bedrooms
  • Whole house

Here’s what I saw in the price difference:

COZY HOUSE – 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, sleeps 6, with a private pool. 10-minute walk to the beach and restaurants

Renting from February 21st through February 28th, it was $213/night.

That same exact house, specifying July 21st to July 28th was $185/night.

For a whole week, that’s a savings of $197 or a little over 13% less. While you may find cheaper rates on airfare and car rental, in my experience, the biggest savings is in lodging.

Are the roads worse in Costa Rica during the rainy season?

Let me start by saying my family and I always rent a car in Costa Rica.

We just like the freedom of being able to go where we want to when we want to. Costa Rica roads sometimes get a bad rap, but for the most part, we’ve had good experiences and I say that having visited 5 different times up and down the country.

The 2 things that you should expect from the roads at any time are:

  1. Much slower speed limits than you’re used to
  2. Mostly 2 lane roads even on highways

Because of those things, driving across Costa Rica is much slower than it is where I live in the states. But it’s not because of the road conditions.

The next thing I want to say is that I have driven in Costa Rica during the rainy season and I had no issues whatsoever.

But that wasn’t in the Central Valley or the Caribbean side.

The biggest problem Costa Rica roads face during the rainy season is poor drainage. Without good infrastructure, some roads do tend to get flooded and can cause landslides down below them.

Mountain roads are the most notorious for this since by their very nature, they are on big slopes and hillsides. You may also find a lot of road closures on these mountain roads towards the middle to the end of the rainy season through January.

The worst parts of the country for rainy season road closures are:

  • Arenal Lake Road (Route 142) – This runs from La Fortuna to Tilaran and is the main road from the Arenal volcano to both the Guanacaste beaches and Monteverde cloud forest.
  • Caldera Highway (Hwy 27) – This runs from Escazu to Caldera on the Pacific side
  • Pan American Highway (Hwy 2) – This runs south of San José to San Isidro
  • Guapiles Highway (Hwy 32) – This runs from San José to the Caribbean

What should you pack when visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season?

When visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season, it is important to pack the right items to ensure a comfortable and enjoyable trip.

Here are some essential items to consider packing for your trip:

Rain Gear: Rain gear is essential for any trip to Costa Rica during the rainy season. Pack a waterproof jacket, rain pants, and waterproof shoes or boots. It’s also a good idea to bring an umbrella or poncho in case of sudden downpours.

Lightweight Clothing: Lightweight clothing is ideal for the hot and humid climate of Costa Rica during the rainy season. Pack breathable fabrics such as cotton and linen that will keep you cool and comfortable. Avoid heavy fabrics like wool or denim that can be uncomfortable in the heat.

Insect Repellent: Insect repellent is a must when visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season as mosquitoes are more active in wet weather. Choose an insect repellent with DEET or picaridin as active ingredients for maximum protection against mosquitoes and other biting insects.

Sunscreen: Even though it rains often during the rainy season, it’s still important to protect your skin from harmful UV rays with sunscreen. Choose a broad-spectrum sunscreen with an SPF of at least 30 for optimal protection from sunburns and skin damage.

Waterproof Bag: A waterproof bag or backpack is essential for keeping your belongings dry in case of sudden downpours or if you plan on doing any water activities such as rafting or kayaking while in Costa Rica. Choose a bag made from waterproof material such as nylon or vinyl that will keep your items dry even if they get wet.

Flashlight: A flashlight can come in handy when exploring Costa Rica during the rainy season, especially if you plan on doing any nighttime activities such as camping or hiking. Bring along extra batteries just in case they run out while you’re out exploring.

These are just some of the essential items to consider packing when visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season. With these items, you can ensure that you have a comfortable and enjoyable trip no matter what Mother Nature throws at you!

Tips for visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season

  • Check the weather forecast before you go: The rainy season in Costa Rica runs from May to November, so it’s important to check the weather forecast before you go. This will help you plan your activities and pack accordingly.
  • Bring rain gear: Even if the forecast looks good, it’s always a good idea to bring rain gear with you. This includes a lightweight waterproof jacket, rain boots, and an umbrella.
  • Pack light: Since the weather can be unpredictable during the rainy season, it’s best to pack light so that you can easily adjust your plans if needed.
  • Plan afternoon siestas: Much of the time, the rain will only last 1-2 hours in the early afternoon. So if you’ve been on the go since breakfast, a quick nap or downtime back at your AirBnB or hotel in the early afternoon can be perfect.
  • Bring a waterproof camera or waterproof phone case: If you plan on taking photos during your trip, make sure to bring a waterproof camera or invest in a waterproof case for your phone or camera. This will help protect your equipment from getting wet in case of rain.
  • Wear comfortable shoes: Rainy days can make walking around difficult due to slippery surfaces and puddles. Make sure to wear comfortable shoes with good grip so that you don’t slip and fall.
  • Stay hydrated: The humidity levels are higher during the rainy season, so make sure to stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water throughout the day.
  • Be prepared for power outages: Power outages are common during the rainy season due to storms and flooding, so make sure to have a backup plan in case of an outage.
  • Enjoy yourself!: Despite the rain, there are still plenty of things to do and see in Costa Rica during this time of year! Don’t let a little bit of rain ruin your trip – just embrace it and enjoy yourself!

Are there fewer tourists in Costa Rica during the rainy season?

Yes, there are fewer tourists in Costa Rica during the rainy season.

The rainy season in Costa Rica typically runs from May to November, and during this time the country experiences a lot of rain and humidity. This can make it difficult for some tourists to enjoy their vacation, as they may not be able to take part in outdoor activities or sightseeing.

The weather also affects the availability of certain attractions.

For example, some beaches may be closed due to high waves or strong currents. Additionally, some roads may be impassable due to flooding or landslides. This can make it difficult for tourists to get around and visit different parts of the country.

The rainy season also brings with it an increase in mosquitoes and other insects, which can be a nuisance for visitors. Furthermore, some areas may experience power outages due to storms or flooding, making it difficult for tourists to access certain amenities such as air conditioning or hot water.

Despite these drawbacks, there are still plenty of activities that can be enjoyed during the rainy season in Costa Rica.

Tourists can explore the lush rainforest and observe wildlife such as monkeys and sloths. They can also visit local markets and sample traditional cuisine or take part in cultural activities such as salsa dancing lessons or cooking classes.

Overall, while there are fewer tourists in Costa Rica during the rainy season compared to other times of year, there is still plenty to do and see if you’re willing to brave the elements!

Is it cheaper to visit Costa Rica during the rainy season?

Yes, it is 10-20% cheaper to visit Costa Rica during the rainy season compared to the peak season.

The country experiences two distinct seasons: the dry season (December to April) and the wet season (May to November).

During the wet season, prices for flights, hotels, and activities are significantly lower than during the dry season. The rainy season in Costa Rica is not as bad as it sounds. The rain usually comes in short bursts throughout the day and then clears up for a few hours of sunshine. So in most cases, you aren’t going to see heavy rains. And if you do, it’s likely to be short-lived.

This makes it possible to enjoy outdoor activities such as hiking, zip-lining, and surfing without having to worry about getting soaked. The wet season also offers some unique opportunities that are not available during the dry season.

For example, visitors can experience some of Costa Rica’s most beautiful waterfalls when they are at their fullest due to increased rainfall.

Additionally, many of Costa Rica’s national parks are open year-round but offer discounted admission fees during the wet season. Overall, visiting Costa Rica during the rainy season is a great way to save money while still enjoying all that this beautiful country has to offer.

Not only will you find lower prices on flights and accommodations but you will also be able to take advantage of unique experiences that are only available during this time of year.

Final thoughts

In this article, we took a look at Costa Rica travel during the rainy season.

We examined when that is and looked at maps to see how it affects different parts of the country. But we also talked about road conditions and even how hurricane season affects Costa Rica.

Ultimately, we answered the question should I avoid Costa Rica during the rainy season? When is your favorite time to visit Costa Rica?

But really there is no best time to visit Costa Rica. I’ve been there in August, December, February, March, and July and had an amazing time every time.

Make sure to check out my Costa Rica Travel Resource List with links to everything you need!


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31 Best Low Maintenance Pets That Like to Cuddle

I love to cuddle and I love animals. But of course, not every animal loves to cuddle, and some animals require a lot of upkeep. So I wondered what are the best low maintenance pets that like to cuddle?

The animals that are the lowest maintenance and the most likely to snuggle are:

  1. Bombay cats
  2. Golden retrievers
  3. Hedgehogs
  4. Chinchillas
  5. Guinea pigs
  6. Hamsters
  7. Himalayan bunnies.

These animals require just a little upkeep and love to be played with, held, and cuddled. But those are just a handful of the great pets on my list. So below we’ll look at all 31!

Animals have been loyal companions to humans for centuries, and it is natural for us to want to keep a pet for its numerous benefits.

They provide us with companionship, protection, and love. However, with that being said, keeping a pet comes with its own set of responsibilities, and many of us are just not ready for that.

Luckily, not all types of pets need to be walked or make messes regularly. So I compiled a list of cuddly pets that are easy to maintain and would make great pets.

So now let’s review the top 31 . . .

Low maintenance pets you can cuddle with:

1. Bombay Cats

Cats are a good balance between minimal effort and a companion.

As natural hunters, they will sometimes tend to look for food on their own and look for their own entertainment. Furthermore, they do not shed as much like a dog and also do not need to be walked.

If trained properly, they will even go to the bathroom in the specified area.

All you need to do is train them a little, clean them, and feed them. In return for this small amount of effort, they will reward you with an immense amount of affection and cuddles.

Of course, everyone knows cats are low-maintenance pets and most do like to cuddle, so here, we’re focused on which breeds of cats are the most affectionate.

Some cats shed more than others, of course, so if you do find yourself overwhelmed with cat hair, check out some of the most effective ways to Get Rid of Pet Hair (click to read on my site) in your home.

2. Golden Retrievers

Dogs are not called man’s best friend for no reason. They are easy to maintain and also are fantastic companions as they love and crave human interaction!

When it comes to maintenance, you do have to put in a bit of effort such as cleaning after them, taking them on walks, and feeding them on time. However, a huge portion of these responsibilities can be omitted or reduced simply by training them properly.

Though it’s not applicable for all breeds of dogs, some breeds often shed fur. To make your cleaning process easier, make sure to brush up on the best tips to Get Rid of Dog Odor in Carpet (click to read on my site).

Not all dogs love a good cuddle, which is why our top picks for low-maintenance dogs that love to cuddle include both the English Bulldog and Golden Retrievers.

3. Hedgehogs

Hedgehogs have recently been increasing in popularity as pets, especially because they are so cute and cuddly!

These small creatures are also easy to care for. They are friendly and playful, yet quiet.

So, you might even consider adopting a hedgehog! But make sure to check if it’s legal in your area to adopt a hedgehog or not.

Also be aware that the smaller they are, the more prickly the spines are, so gloves may be needed.

They are also nocturnal so they often sleep during the day. And they poop all over their cage (and wheel which you should get). So be prepared to clean their cage once a week and give them a sink bath weekly.

4. Chinchillas

When it comes to maintenance, chinchillas require most of the same things as others.

By that, I mean feeding and cleaning, but it’s not so difficult taking care of a chinchilla. They are beautiful, caring, and make for wonderful pets

They might be small but they make it up with their affectionate cuddles.

5. Hamsters

Hamsters are one of the most popular introductory pets around the world, so we just couldn’t leave them out of our list! These small creatures are perfect pets for your child, to introduce them to the responsibilities of a pet.

Hamsters are very playful and active, not too loud, and are very loving. They will stay in a limited place if you keep them in a cage. Even if you feel like you cannot manage time to play with them, installing a wheel in their cage will keep them busy!

Besides, as they are popular pets, information on their care is widely available. However, though hamsters don’t require your attention at all times, you should ensure that you clean and feed them on time, and also take care of them when they fall ill.

6. Guinea Pigs

Guinea pigs are excellent pets.

Compared to many other pets, the initial cost of them and regular maintenance costs are not too high.

Like hamsters, they require some attention but they can easily entertain themselves and can stay in limited space if given a cage.

In general, they are very emotional and caring animals and would love your cuddles.

7. Ferrets

Ferrets are extremely energetic, loving, and fun!

They even have a good lifespan of 6 to 10 years. Ferrets love to play, so you’ll have a great time keeping one as a pet.

However, do keep in mind that ferrets cannot be left in the cage for long hours.

They are a bit mischievous, but if you get close to one, they will love you like of their own and shower you with hugs and cuddles.

It’s also usually recommended to keep ferrets in pairs as solo ferrets tend to be less social.

Lastly, only consider a ferret as long as you don’t have other animals or small children (they can bite if startled). Without those conditions, ferrets can be loyal, affectionate, and loving.

8. Himalayan Bunnies

These adorable creatures are another great low-maintenance pet.

When it comes to maintenance, you will surely have to feed them regularly, clean up after them, and play with them as bunnies are very active animals.

It’s best to keep bunnies in pairs as they are quite social animals.

And it would be a good idea to neuter one of them if your pair of bunnies are of the opposite gender.

Other than that, bunnies do not need too much attention. They are not too loud and are able to stay in limited spaces most of the time. And not to forget, they are amazing cuddle buddies!

Like most animals, certain breeds of rabbits are more affectionate than others, which is why we selected either the Himalayan (or Californian) rabbit as our top picks for low-maintenance rabbits that like to cuddle.

But other great choices include:

  • Dutch rabbits
  • Thrianta Rabbits
  • Sussex Rabbits

9. Teacup Pot-Bellied Pigs

It might sound strange to think of cuddling with a pig.

After all, we picture them living in filth, rolling around in mud. Some pigs can also be aggressive and grow quite large.

But a pot-bellied pig is different.

Pot-Bellied pigs LOVE and crave attention and affection. They respond extremely well to touch. In fact, sometimes they are so affectionate that some might not also think of them as low maintenance.

There are a few different types of pot-bellied pigs and some get bigger than others, although all are affectionate. We selected the Teacup Pot Bellied pig since it is one of the smaller pigs, getting to between 35-45 lbs and 14 1/2 inches tall when fully grown.

10. Scottish Fold Cats

Scottish Fold cats have a distinctive look due to their genetic mutation that causes their ears to fold forward.

But make no mistake. They are fluffy, loving, and they are perfect low maintenance pets.

They are great if you have small children, are a cat person already, and unlike some longer-haired cats, they don’t require a lot of brushing.

11. English Bulldogs

Are English Bulldogs the perfect pet?

And for that matter, French Bulldogs are pretty awesome too!

These are a low-maintenance dogs with a short coat.

Muscular, wrinkly, with that distinctive pushed-in nose. They will be your loyal companion and forever at your side.

Sweet, gentle, and great with kids too.

12. Californian Bunnies

The Californian, sometimes called the California White is a result of cross-breeding between New Zealand Whites and Standard Chinchilla rabbits.

They are typically white with black or grey ears and very fluffy.

They can be a little shy at first.

But once they get to know you, they make the perfect choice for your low-maintenance companion.

13. Rex Cats

I’ve owned 7 Cornish Rex cats (they look a bit like Mr. Bigglesworth in the Austin Powers movies after the cat shrinks).

They are incredibly affectionate and loving.

Not fluffy, mind you. But loving nonetheless. But the sweetest cat I ever owned was a Peterbald.

I’ll cover those a little further down the list.

14. Collies

You may not be old enough to remember the classic TV show Lassie. But Lassie, based first on a short-story and then a novel before the TV show, was a collie. This breed of dog is medium to large-sized with long hair.

So from a maintenance standpoint, there will be some brushing involved.

Collies don’t have an aggressive bone in their bodies and get along great with kids and other animals. They also aren’t the anxious kind of dog either. They will literally love you forever.

Because of their size though, it’s best to live in a house with a yard rather than a small apartment.

15. Basset Hound

“Smithers, release the hounds!” OK, if you’re not a Simpsons fan, that won’t make any sense. But The Basset Hound is a classic hound dog.

Short hair means no brushing.

And their sweet, devoted, and loving disposition make them a great choice to be your loyal companion. But no hiding food in the bed. Their sniffer is the 2nd best in the business followed only by the Bloodhound.

They will find it!

16. Peterbald Cats

I’ve owned a lot of cats in my life. At least 14 and I’m probably forgetting a few. But of all the cats I owned, one of the sweetest was a Peterbald named Oscar. Unfortunately, Oscar had feline leukemia and wasn’t with me that long. But I treasure those memories of him snuggling with me.

Peterbald cats are Russian in origin but look a lot like Cornish Rex or Sphynx Cats (again, picture Mr. Bigglesworth post-freezing from the Austin Powers movies.)

Because they are very short-haired cats, there’s no brushing AND no hairballs! But they also won’t want to be cold due to the short hair, so grab a blanket and prepare to snuggle!

17. Pit Bull Terriers

Pit Bulls get a bad rap due to bad owners sometimes training them to be aggressive.

But the term “Pit Bull” is actually a catch-all term to describe all the different kinds of Pit Bulls. Pit Bull Terriers are indeed a type of Pit Bull. But the temperament and disposition of these dogs are sweet and gentle.

They are literally bred to be a family dogs and they are a great companion and good around kids. And because of their relatively small size and really short hair, the maintenance is low.

18. Chinchilla Rabbits

Fur coats may have fallen out of fashion, but chances are you’ve heard of the chinchilla and can picture that soft velvety fur.

Chinchilla rabbits aren’t actually related to chinchillas (a type of rodent technically), but their fur is remarkably similar.

There are 3 different types, so let’s look at each one:

  • Standard Chinchilla Rabbit – 5 to 7 pounds. The original version. These other 2 were cross-bred from this one.
  • American Chinchilla Rabbit – 9 to 12 pounds. Stockier than the standard version too.
  • Giant Chinchilla Rabbit – These guys can get up to 16 pounds!

For a low-maintenance cuddly pet, I’m going to recommend the Standard Chinchilla Rabbit. But any of them would probably make a great pet. Just make sure they have a large enough habitat.

19. Bearded Dragon

I know. Most of you don’t think about cuddling with a dragon but hear me out.

This type of lizard makes great pets. They are calm, gentle, and sweet, and those qualities only improve as they age. And unlike a lot of reptiles, they actually love playing with people.

They love being held or having their head or chin scratched. 

Unlike snakes, there’s also no need to feed them live or frozen mice. They love a plant-based diet. But you can also throw bugs in there too.

They eventually grow to between 16-24 inches and can live up to 20 years.

20. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

This low-maintenance dog is the 17th most popular pure-bred dog in the US. But they actually are British in origin.

They are fairly small dogs that gets up to 18 pounds.

These sweet dogs are gentle, playful, affectionate, and oh so patient if you have little ones. The fur is often a mix of white and tan or white and dark brown, with the hair being medium-length.

So they will need a little brushing on occasion.

21. Siamese Cats

Another great choice for a low-maintenance pet is the Siamese cat.

Very short hair means no brushing and a low likelihood of hairballs.

These cats are also incredibly loving and affectionate and lack the aloofness that many types of cats have.

They can also be incredibly loyal and are very smart.

22. Havana Rabbits

Despite the name, these did not originate in Cuba.

In fact, they first appeared in the Netherlands in the late 1800s.

They love living indoors or outdoors and make great pets. They are calm, gentle, and bond really well when a family adopts one.

They are also pretty mellow, so a nice snuggle is right up their alley.

23. Leopard Geckos

Looking for a pet that you could literally leave alone for days while on vacation or something?

These little guys may just be perfect. A leopard gecko also doesn’t smell and doesn’t need a lot of attention, but do make great pets.

Do plan to take a little time to build a connection with them though before trying that first cuddle.

Unlike the tiny geckos that might climb on the outside of your house in the spring, these little guys can get up to between 8-11 inches in length.

24. Sphynx Cats

Like the Cornish Rex and Peterbald cats I mentioned above, the Sphynx cat is almost hairless.

So no brushing and no hairballs! But don’t mistake hairless for being rough-textured. They are actually very soft and cuddly. And because of the lack of hair, they will be snuggling with you all day.

These are at the top of the list for loving, affectionate, and friendly cats.

25. Irish Wolfhounds

OK, so this is definitely not the pet you want if you live in an apartment as they are quite large.

But these gentle giants make good pets if you live in a house. And they only require brushing a few times a month.

They will need to be walked regularly.

No aggression, so they can be great with kids who aren’t intimidated by their size. They can get up to 32 inches tall and up to 180 pounds. So do make sure you have a tall fence.

26. Pet Rats

I know. Rats aren’t for everyone. Especially if you’ve ever lived in a house with a rodent problem. But the reality is that pet rats are really low-maintenance, friendly, and affectionate.

They’re also quite smart too.

They are very social and will easily hang out in your lap or on a shoulder while you watch TV on the couch or have a cuddle in bed.

Rats, despite their reputation, are also incredibly clean and groom themselves. Just plan to get 2 or more as they love to have a friend or 2.

27. Shih Tzu

The favorite dog name for every 13-year-old boy, these dogs are from Tibet.

They are tiny with medium-length hair and floppy ears.

Because of their longer hair and small size, they can get overheated quickly. So they may not be right if you live somewhere hot like I do (Texas) and plan to keep them mostly outside.

And unlike some of the other dogs I’ve listed, you will need to brush them daily. But they’re so small that luckily that doesn’t take long.

But on the plus side, they love to cuddle and were bred for companionship and will be loyal, affectionate, and are great with kids.

28. Small Rodents

We’ve talked about rats, guinea pigs, chinchillas, and hamsters.

But there are other choices in the rodent family that make great low-maintenance pets that are loving, friendly, and cuddly. Those include:

  • Gerbils
  • Mice
  • African Dormouse
  • Common Degu

29. Smaller Turtle

Turtles can make great pets and will like to be held and played with.

But they like a calm, tranquil environment. So if you have a lot of other loud pets or young kids, this won’t be a great choice for you.

But it is a perfect choice if you live in a small apartment.

However, if you have a house with a fenced backyard, consider making a large contained area (think planter-box) and keeping the turtle there so it has room to roam a little. In colder climates, provide a little home and a heat lamp so it has a nice warm place to hang out.

There are many types of smaller turtles that make great pets, including:

  • Red-Eared Slider
  • Eastern Box Turtle
  • Mississippi Map Turtle
  • Spotted Turtle

30. Bichon Frise

Like the Shih Tzu I mentioned above, this is a toy dog that is tiny and sweet.

They get along great with other pets and with children. But I might avoid getting one if I had toddlers as they may snap if they get their hair pulled.

They don’t like to be left alone, so if you’re looking for a constant companion who is loving, loyal, and friendly, the Bichon  Frise is great.

Medium-length hair, so a little brushing will be necessary.

31. Parrots

I know. Parrots? But hear me out.

My middle child has a friend with 2 parrots. And they pretty much love to hang out with him. They climb all over him and just want to be near him.

I’m not a big fan of birds in cages, but it can work well to have a large cage with lots of stuff to climb on, but then leave the door open for extended periods so they can climb around the cage too or play with you.

Probably goes without saying, but not a great choice if you have cats.

Frequently Asked Questions

What pet is low maintenance?

Low maintenance simply means a pet won’t take up a lot of time to care for, nor will it cost a lot of money providing food, toys, etc.

Some pets, of course, are low maintenance but aren’t ones you would cuddle, and those include:

  • Goldfish or Betta fish
  • Finches or canaries
  • Sea Monkeys
  • Snakes

Arguably some people might want to cuddle a snake, but for the most part, those are the top low-maintenance pets that you would NOT cuddle.

Of course, as we’ll get more into below, there are also some low maintenance pets that are cuddly, such as:

  • Cats
  • Dogs
  • Rabbits
  • Guinea pigs
  • Rodents

With the exception of dogs and cats, you’ll notice everything else on the list would typically live in a cage or a tank.

Being contained in a small space is part of what makes a pet low maintenance as they don’t freely roam your house (and potentially add to your cleanup duties).

Which pets are the most affectionate?

We just covered the top low-maintenance pets, but of course, some of those, like a goldfish, aren’t terribly affectionate.

Some of the best pets to be affectionate with include:

  • Dogs (especially Golden Retrievers, Collies, and English Bulldogs)
  • Cats (especially Bombays, Cornish Rex, and Siamese)
  • Parrots (not terribly physically affectionate, but they grow very attached to their owners)
  • Pigs (especially pot-bellied pigs)
  • Horses
  • Rats

Are turtles low-maintenance pets?

The short answer is not really.

Turtles need the perfect environment to live in properly. That includes the right space, the right light, temperature, and water.

It’s also good to know that turtles can live for decades, so if you found one in the yard or just want to get one for your 8-year-old, remember it will need love and care long after little Johnny has moved on.

Think you’ll just let it loose in the yard? Think again. Turtles raised and bred in captivity don’t often survive when released in the wild, and sometimes spread diseases to other animals too.

Speaking of diseases, it’s also worth noting that turtles do sometimes carry salmonella which is why turtles under 4″ in length were banned for sale in the US in 1975 as smaller turtles were more likely to carry the virus.

So if you are looking for a low-maintenance pet, the turtle is probably not the right choice.

Best small pets for cuddling

Cats

Cats are known for being a bit aloof and being affectionate when and where they want to be.

But there are some breeds that are more consistently affectionate than others. I don’t have any now, but in my life, I’ve owned 7 Cornish Rex cats (they look a bit like Mr. Bigglesworth in the Austin Powers movies after the cat shrinks).

They are incredibly affectionate and loving. Not fluffy, mind you. But loving nonetheless. But the sweetest cat I ever owned was a Peterbald.

Dogs

Not all dogs are small animals, of course. And not all dogs are affectionate. But when you get the right combination of size and temperament, you’ll get a best friend for life.

The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel or a French or English bulldog make great choices as would almost any type of terrier.

Rabbits

Some rabbits are a bit more aggressive or aloof than others. But the Himalayan or Californian rabbit are a good option for a small cuddly pet. Fluffy and low maintenance, rabbits are easy to care for.

Best of all, they don’t make much mess and are really quiet, so they’re great for a small apartment. But they’re always ready for you to love on them when you’re ready.

Guinea pigs

More loveable than a rat or hamster, and almost as fluffy as a rabbit, guinea pigs make a great choice if you’re looking for one of the best small pets for cuddling. And they don’t take up much space either.

They show their emotions well, so you’ll know how they feel about you.

Plus, they don’t really need a lot of attention unlike many of the animals we’ve listed. But they’ll be ready to cuddle when you are.

Pot-Bellied Pigs

Of course, some pigs grow quite large, and when they live outside, they can be pretty dirty. Often those pigs have rough, coarse hair too.

But a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig is different!

These are as small as a small to medium-sized dog and won’t grow beyond that. Plus, they LOVE affection. They crave it, in fact. If you’re looking for a sweet, loyal animal who will follow you around and curl up on the couch with you to watch a show, this is your animal!

Low maintenance office pets

Sometimes it’s nice to have pets where we work.

It’s a nice distraction, tends to bring the staff together, and it’s fun to take care of animals and can improve the overall mood of the workplace. But don’t just take my word for it.

Banfield conducted an extensive study on pets in the workplace and its impact on:

  • Job satisfaction
  • Feelings about work-life balance
  • Productivity
  • Turnover

Overwhelmingly, that study found that “Pet-friendly workplace policies were shown to not only help companies retain current employees but to help them attract new hires as well”.

But, of course, not every pet is going to be a good pick for your office.

Some are too messy, some just need too much attention, and others would just be too big for the average office space. While people bringing their own dogs to work, is most common, other common pets that live at the office include:

  • Goldfish
  • Hamsters
  • Lizards
  • A corn snake
  • Hermit crabs
  • Rabbits

Final thoughts

In this post, we took an in-depth look at the world of super affectionate pets that don’t require a lot of upkeep.

After all, some are super loyal but are (literally) as big as a horse.

Pets are a big deal. They’re part of your family and they deserve to be treated like royalty. But sometimes, we just can’t afford to take care of them properly—and that’s okay.

Others are just content in a cage or tank but don’t really interact with us or not, so we don’t even really know if they’re aware of our existence.

So we listed out all of the best low maintenance pets that like to cuddle, so you and your family can make the right choice for your household!

So, which one of these are you adopting soon? Let us know in the comments section.


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Cheapest Cars to Insure for a Teenager in 2024 (New & Used)

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As my daughters go deeper into their teen years, before I know it, they’ll be driving cars. So I wondered about the cheapest cars to insure for a teenager.

Here are the cheapest cars to insure for teenage drivers:

  1. Fiat 500 – MSRP $26,565 – New
  2. Chevy Equinox – MSRP $26,300 – New
  3. Honda Civic Hatchback – MSRP $23,250 to $29,850 – New
  4. Honda Civic LX Sedan – MSRP $22,350 – New
  5. Mazda3 Sport Sedan – MSRP $23,000 – Used
  6. Ford Fusion S Hybrid Sedan – MSRP $20,000 – Used
  7. Ford Fusion – MSRP $19,000 – Used

On average, insurance rates for a family adding a 3rd car and teen driver to their policy can expect rates to increase by 62%.

It’s a proud day for parents when we see our young ones graduating from high school.

That is traditionally the beginning of a new chapter of their lives. This of course also means that they are ready to drive their very own cars.

It’s important to make sure that young drivers are fully aware of the importance of driving carefully and maintaining a clean driving record – not only to ensure their own safety, others’ safety, and the safety of their vehicle and property, but also to ensure that they don’t have to deal with issues like applying for a hardship license.

Driving safe and staying out of trouble is the best way for them to stay safe and keep car insurance cost low. In this article, we’re exploring the world of teen drivers and insurance costs.

We’ll examine average car insurance rates, how much policies go up adding teens, and some crucial steps you can take to minimize the increased costs. Also be aware that due to the events of 2020, car prices and availability have changed radically. So expect to pay more and for them to be harder to find.

Specifically, we’re looking at the cheapest cars to insure for a teenager, so you can get them the best cars they’ll love with insurance costs that won’t break the bank!

After all, finding affordable insurance is a nightmare, especially when it comes to auto insurance for teens.

The following new cars are safer for teens, have a low price, AND are among the lowest cost to get insurance on. For used cars, CLICK HERE to skip down:

Cheapest New Cars to Insure for a Teenager

1. Fiat 500 – $26,565

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One of the most trusted cars, the Fiat 500 is a complete car in terms of safety, reliability as well as stylish looks.

A small car, Fiat is fully equipped with the latest tech. Featuring a 5-inch infotainment touchscreen on the dashboard, Fiat is for all those who love retro and vintage cars.

Not only does it look super adorable, but it also drives very smoothly without giving any hitches. The best part? It is extremely economical and at under $30,000, it’s one of the least expensive cars to insure for teenage drivers.

That being said, this car has increased in price significantly (almost doubled) from when I first wrote this article. So do be aware that unlike 2-3 years ago, you can probably get more car for the buck by looking at others on my list.

2. Chevy Equinox – $26,300

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This sleek crossover SUV is perfect for your young blood.

It does not contain too many powertrains and when it comes to technology, Equinox has its limitations. However, It was one of the top picks by IIHS as a safe car.

The rearview camera allows for better visibility. Seating and airbag security are also in check. Your kid will love you for getting them this beautiful car!

3. Honda Civic Sedan – $22,350

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The Honda Civic is known for its additional safety features.

This car contains a reverse camera as well as features like daytime running lights, anti-lock brakes, electronic stability control, side airbags, as well as airbags for the torso and head.

One more exciting feature is that a hands-free Bluetooth phone connection is integrated into the car’s digital dashboard control. If you opt for the hybrid model, the car will also contain front crash prevention.

So it would be much safer for your teen.

For real peace of mind, don’t forget the Always Prepared 149-Piece Roadside Assistance Emergency Kit(click to check the current price on Amazon).

It’s almost 5 stars on Amazon Prime with well over 300 less-worried parent reviews. It includes jumper cables, a first aid kit, and other crucial survival items if the unexpected happens to your child.

4. Toyota Prius – $24,625

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The incredible thing about Toyota Prius is that it is an extremely eco-friendly car, as it runs not just on fuel but battery too.

Prius features electronic stability control, side airbags, driver knee airbag, and anti-lock. Since it is eco-friendly, it will allow your teen to select one of the three modes that help in improving fuel consumption.

5. Mazda 6 – $24,325

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Mazda 6 is not your typical family car.

It is a sports sedan that is perfect for teenagers with raging hormones. Laced with features like electronic stability control, multiple airbags, anti-lock brakes, and daytime running lights, this reliable car also contains blind-spot monitoring and rear cross-traffic alert system.

This means that your young driver will be able to see at the front as well as at the back of the car!

Not wanting to buy a new car? For many, buying a late-model used car makes much more financial sense. So make sure you check out the crucial steps for Buying a Used Car (click to read my steps now) while avoiding the most common pitfalls.

6. Mitsubishi Outlander Sport – $22,995

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Even though it is a small SUV, Mitsubishi Outlander does not lack in the safety department.

It has a driver knee airbag, rollover sensors, airbags on the front and sides, as well as electronic stability control.

It is perfect for youngsters who want an attention-grabbing SUV, as it also features a 6-inch touchscreen display, a front dual-zone climate control, and a rearview camera. This car allows for seven-passenger seating.

7. Subaru Outback – $28,395

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Given the best ranking for front crash protection, Subaru Outback is the car to opt for if you are worried about your teenager’s rash driving skills.

This beauty also features electronic stability control, side airbags, a rollover sensor, and daytime running lights.

Outback has a unique feature of the EyeSight Driver Assist system that has two cameras right next to the rearview mirror so that the driver may be warned of a collision before it takes place.

This system helps the driver in keeping within the lane by automatically tapping on the brakes when the car swerves out of control. Not one of the least expensive cars to insure for teenage drivers, but certainly one of the safest.

8. Nissan Rogue S FWD – $27,360

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Want something that isn’t simply safe but catches the eye too?

Then Nissan Rogue is the one you are looking for. The SUV features head curtain airbags for all the seats, electronic stability control, front seat-mounted torso airbags, and a rollover sensor.

This car is also perfect for long drives to and back from college because its front seats are designed in a way that reduces fatigue to the back and helps in improving blood circulation.

Cheapest used cars to insure for teenage drivers

Don’t want to shell out the big bucks for a brand-new car for your teen?

I get it and won’t be doing that for my girls either! I actually love what my dad did for me in high school for my first car. He said he would match me dollar for dollar any amount I could save up.

I ended up saving $700 and bought a $1,400 used Toyota Corolla.

But without further ado, here are the cheapest used cars to insure for teenage drivers. Not surprisingly, the newer versions of some of these also make the new car list.

Prices are all for 3-year-old models around 30,000 miles in great condition.  The prices are courtesy of Kelly Blue Book.

As I update this article each year, these cars and prices may change.

When options were available, I selected the lowest-priced option for the listed price and in “very good” condition (lower than “excellent”). I also selected buy from a private party which is almost always less expensive.

Obviously, prices will vary based on zip code, mileage, and condition. Prices shown here are not guaranteed and are given only for a range and for informational purposes only.

1. Honda Civic LX Sedan – $25,000

The Honda Civic is known for its additional safety features.

This car contains a reverse camera as well as features like daytime running lights, anti-lock brakes, electronic stability control, side airbags, as well as airbags for the torso and head.

One more exciting feature is that a hands-free Bluetooth phone connection is integrated into the car’s digital dashboard control. If you opt for the hybrid model, the car will also contain front crash prevention.

So it would be much more safe for your teen.

2. Mazda3 Sport Sedan – $20,000

Mazda3  is not your grandpa’s sedan!.

The Mazda3 ranks in the top 50% for the compact car class. It has great engine performance, awesome safety scores, and a luxury-like interior.

3. Ford Fusion S Hybrid Sedan – $18,000

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The great news about Ford Fusion is that it is very intelligent when it comes to saving up on the fuel, hence perfect for teenagers.

Some other terrific features include traction and stability control, anti-lock brakes, integrated blind spots, and optional lane departure warning.

The speed is limited to 80 mph which will keep your youngster in check when they are driving on the highway!

4. Subaru Outback – $28,000

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Given the best ranking for front crash protection, Subaru Outback is the car to opt for if you are worried about your teenager’s rash driving skills.

This beauty also features electronic stability control, side airbags, rollover sensor, and daytime running lights.

Outback has a unique feature of EyeSight Driver Assist system that has two cameras right next to the rearview mirror so that the driver may be warned of a collision before it takes place.

This system helps the driver in keeping within the lane by automatically taping on the brakes when the car swerves out of control. Not one of the least expensive cars to insure for teenage drivers, but certainly one of the safest.

5. Subaru Forester 2.5i Sport Utility 4D – $28,000

The Forester has a rare perfect rating not only for head-on collisions but also for side-impact crashes from The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.

After all, you not only want an inexpensive car for insurance for your teen, but you want a safe one too!

Additional safety features include:

  • Rollover sensor
  • Electronic stability control
  • Driver knee airbag

6. Ford Fusion – $19,000

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The great news about Ford Fusion is that it is very intelligent when it comes to saving up on the fuel, hence perfect for teenagers.

Some other terrific features include traction and stability control, anti-lock brakes, integrated blind spots, and optional lane departure warning.

The speed is limited to 80 mph which will keep your youngster in check when they are driving on the highway!

This car was discontinued by Ford in 2021, so just know that used is the only option up to 2021 unless they decide to bring it back.

Frequently Asked Questions

Why is auto insurance more expensive for teens?

Auto insurance rates are higher for teens to cover the increased losses they are more likely to incur. Teens get in over 230,000 accidents each year, and car crashes are also the leading cause of death for teens. Every accident, death, and bodily injury or property claim is lost profit for the insurance company. 

(source)

Since your teenager may not have started working yet, you will likely be the one paying for all the damages.

If you’re adding a teenage driver to your auto insurance, the rates will be going up. It’s the perfect time to review your coverage and compare rates with multiple companies.

How can a 17-year-old reduce car insurance?

A 17-year-old driver can reduce their auto insurance rates by adding themselves to their parent’s policy rather than getting their own, taking a defensive driving course, get better grades at school, drive a more sensible, less flashy car, and go longer periods of time in between moving violation tickets and incidents.

In some ways, expensive auto insurance for teens just goes with the territory.

Parents and teens have been dealing with this since the invention of the automobile. After all, as I mentioned above, car crashes are the leading cause of death for teens, and every year, teens get in over 230,000 car accidents.

Ultimately it’s the insurance company that has to pay out damages, medical bills, and lawsuits resulting from those things. So they offset those losses by making assumptions about all teens and driving.

Unfortunately, that assumption is that teens don’t drive well, aren’t very safe, engage in risky behavior, and are more likely to cause an accident. All of that adds up to higher costs of insurance.

However, it’s not all bad news and there ARE some things you can do to cut the cost of insurance for a 17-year-old or any teenage driver, such as:

  • Take a defensive driving course – I’m used to doing this for speeding tickets, but generally, your insurance company will give a discount for taking this course. Just check with them first as they may require certain providers. Many classes these days are done online which your teen will appreciate
  • Keep the grades up – Yup, most insurance companies reward drivers under age 25 if they have a B average (in high school) or a GPA of 3.0 (in college). They figure if they’re crackin’ the books, they’re not crackin’ the beers! This is called the Good Student Discount.
  • Keep driving safe – It goes without saying for all of us that the longer we go without an accident or claim, the cheaper our insurance will get. So keep driving safe and don’t file minor, more frivolous claims
  • Rethink the frat parties – It might surprise you, but some companies such as Geico, actually give discounts for college students who are members of certain fraternities and sororities
  • Don’t drive a flashy car – It makes sense. But if you buy your 17-year-old a red Corvette, you can bet the insurance company is going to charge you more than if you bought them a late-model baby blue Hyundai. So vehicle types can make a huge difference with your ability to find cheap car insurance.
  • Buy a beater and only get liability coverage – It (hopefully) goes without saying that your child’s first car doesn’t need to be a Lamborgini. In fact, my first car was a 1971 Toyota Corolla. That kind of car doesn’t really need comprehensive and collision coverage as you’ll likely spend more in a year than the car is worth. So buy an inexpensive used car and just get liability coverage to save a ton!

How much does insurance cost for a 17-year-old male?

The national average to insure a 17-year-old for car insurance is $8,844 a year, which is 237% more than what adults over 30 pay.

By comparison, the national average for adults is currently $1,758 a year. Specifically, that’s for teens between ages 16-19. (source)

The good news is that insurance costs do start going down at age 19 ($4,130/year) and then down again at age 21 ($2,217).

By the time your child turns 25, they’ll still be a lot higher than what it costs parents, but still gradually improving, coming in at 1,931.

I have daughters so the good news for me is that female teens generally see an average of 12% better rates than teen boys. AND when they turn 19, they will be saving about 45% over what parents with teen boys are paying.

The reason, of course, is that statistically speaking, girls are much safer drivers than boys.

The other potentially bad news is if you live in one of the following states, which rank as the most expensive states for teenage driving insurance costs:

  • Texas (darn it, that’s where I live)
  • New York (no surprise, but if we lived in NYC we wouldn’t drive)
  • Deleware
  • Louisana
  • Michigan

Do I need insurance to drive my parent’s car?

Yes, once a teen gets a driver’s license (not a learner’s permit) they do need insurance even if driving their parent’s car.  Teens don’t have to have their own policy, and it’s usually cheaper for a teenager to be added to their parent’s policy. 

Ultimately insurance covers a driver, not a vehicle, and even if they have insurance on their cars, if you drive them without being added, you are driving without insurance.

Trust me, as someone who got a no-insurance ticket in my early 20’s, you DON’T want that.

You especially don’t want it as it’s probably a whole lot more expensive of a mistake now than it was then. At the time, I thought I couldn’t afford insurance while flipping burgers at Wendy’s for $3.25/hour (which was kind of true).

BUT, in reality, the ticket and then having to file an SR-22 each year for 5 years afterward was REALLY something I couldn’t afford.

So yes, new drivers should get their parents to add them to their insurance, or don’t drive. It’s as simple as that.

How much does insurance go up after adding a teenager?

For a 1-car family, expect your auto insurance to go up about 44% for adding a teen to your policy. With 2 cars you will see a 58% increase, and having 3 cars with a teen on the policy will see an increase of 62%.

Figures courtesy of Insurance.com.

All that being said, adding them to your policy is DEFINITELY what you want to do compared with getting them their own separate policy.

For the same coverage on the same car with their own individual policy, you or they will pay 365% MORE than if you just added them to your policy.

In short, no matter what you do, having teenage drivers is an expensive proposition, so just start budgeting now.

Can I stay on my parent’s car insurance if I move out?

Younger drivers can usually only stay on your parent’s auto insurance policy after moving out if you are still their dependent, driving a car they own, or if you are a full-time student. In most cases, insurance companies prefer the insured to live and park the car where the main policyholder lives. 

What it comes down to is an insurance term called “separate residence” and the definition of that term varies from company to company.

Staying on their policy, which is definitely cheaper up through age 25, works best if you leave home to attend college, whether you stay in college housing or rent somewhere near the university. This is often true whether you are using an in-state school or are in a different state.

But do check with your parent’s insurance company as it may vary from company to company.

Unlike health insurance, there is not a dedicated cutoff age for children being on a parent’s insurance policy.

But in most cases, once a child is done with college, unless they are living with their parents, it’s unlikely the insurance company will continue to allow them to stay on their parent’s policy.

Final thoughts

In this post, we looked at the cheapest car to insure for a teenager. But we also explored safety concerns, looked at why the costs to insure a teen are so high, and explored some ways you can cut those costs.

When it’s time to get your teen their first car, get them involved. Ask their opinion on which car they like best.

Also, get them involved in the financial process.

Have them save up and then match however many dollars they can raise. That’s exactly what my dad did for my first car and it was a great financial lesson that has stuck with me.  Or if you buy the car have them be responsible for insurance and maintenance.

We also know that car repairs can be expensive.

And what’s worse is that many people don’t have enough money to pay for it. So, how to pay for car repairs with no money? Well, the answer is simple: you need to get insurance coverage for your car or you can get a small loan. This will protect you in case of an accident or other mishap. It will also cover any damage done to the car by other drivers or objects, such as trees or rocks.

Buying your teen a car can be stressful, nerve-wracking, and expensive, but it doesn’t have to be that way.


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